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One thing I love about the Monster x Human dynamic is the possible misunderstandings that come with being separate species.

The possible cultural differences. The awkwardness. Language barriers. Anatomy differences. Maybe they mistake a platonic gesture as romantic or you mistake a romantic gesture from them as platonic.

Maybe you accidentally touch a merperson's gills and they immediately shy away at the unexpected touch. You freak out and apologise because you think you've hurt them while they try and hide their obvious arousal at the intimate touch.

Or an alien whose skin colour changes with their mood. You notice they're always a more reddish colour when near you. When you ask them about it they get even redder and try to make something up while their friends watch and snicker cus they know exactly what that colour means.

You playfully bite your werewolf partner while cuddling and they let out a very erotic groan. Now they have to try and explain to you what marking is to werewolves while also being very horny and embarrassed.

#this 💗 #monster love #monsters

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So many of my problems could be solved if I could fall asleep against the chest of a big scary monster man. Like oh, you came to kill me? To devour my soul? To tear me limb from limb? Well what if I am sleepy and curl against you for warmth? Then what? Fall in love with me? Keep me safe instead??

#monsters #monster lover

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he really is shaped like that huh.

#those fucking hips #they were made for fucking #garrus vakarian

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sorry i haven’t posted your fic it’s been in my drive for 6 months

sorry i haven't read your fic yet it's been in my open tabs for 8 months

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100 days of art, 67/100.

Why does my favorite character in this franchise have to be so goddamn hard to draw.

Anyway, doodle because I tried and failed to get my ME1 playthrough done today and didn't have much time.

#amazing art #garrus vakarian #mass effect fanart

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wounds given & wounds sustained

#fanning self #garrus vakarian #mass effect #mass effect fanart

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Karlach the SECOND you stand still lol

Volume up!

#i love her #karlach #bg3

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A very quick study of John Singer Sargent’s “Portrait of Madame X,” except with Vivienne.  Because, you know- fandom trash.

#vivienne de fer #dragon age

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B.S.T - big sexy turian

#garrus vakarian

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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

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#cats

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In Your Arms on AO3

Another finished comm

Garrus and Shepard in the detective AU ❤

Commission for @dispatchwithlove

#reblogging again because i love this art and i’m so happy with it #i love my nerds 💕 #currently writing about them dancing and falling in love #shakarian #shepard x garrus #garrus x shepard #jane shepard #shakarian fic #the cases of shepard and vakarian

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first part for my new pillow!! you can use this for your dakimakura too😉

#garrus vakarian

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AS SAID BY GARRUS VAKARIAN, updated version  *  assorted dialogue from the mass effect trilogy, adjust as necessary

i can't find any hard evidence.

good luck, [name]. maybe they'll listen to you.

i'm coming with you.

sometimes it feels like the rules are only there to stop me from doing my work.

i just couldn't take it anymore.

maybe i can get the job done my way for a change.

if you're wrong, we'll pay for it. but if you're right, and we did nothing, i think we'd regret it a whole lot more.

i thought you were dead.

it sure is good to see a friendly face.

at least it's not hard to find criminals here. all i have to do is point my gun and shoot.

my feelings got in the way of my better judgement.

i'll make you a deal. you get me out of here alive, and i'll tell you the whole damn thing.

nobody would give me a mirror. how bad is it?

don't make me laugh, damn it.

some women find facial scars attractive.

i'm fit for duty whenever you need me.

when i got to the meeting point, no one was there.

kill you? no. but i don't mind slowing you down a little.

what do you want from me, [name]?

i know you want to talk about this... but i don't. not yet.

it's so much easier to see the world in black and white. gray... i don't know what to do with gray.

my instincts are what got me into this mess.

never knew you had a weakness for men with scars.

well, why the hell not? there's nobody in this galaxy i respect more than you.

if we can figure out a way to make it work, then... yeah. definitely.

you're about the only friend i've got left in this screwed-up galaxy.

you don't ever have to worry about making me uncomfortable. nervous, yes... but never uncomfortable.

i brought wine.

your hair looks... good. and your waist is... very supportive.

hopefully that's not offensive in human culture.

i want something to go right. just once.

think you can win this thing, [name]?

i'm pretty sure we'll still need giant guns... and lots of them.

so... is this the part where we shake hands?

the scars are starting to fade. i remember they drove you wild.

i've been doing some more research on human customs.

glad to know my romantic skills made an impression.

let's not go there.

i can afford the good stuff.

what about you? i'm starting to see some wear and tear.

don't forget to come up for air. and not just because all these people need you. because i need you.

if you're suggesting i'm scared... game on.

still trying to make me blush, huh?

i'd be lying if i said i didn't hope it would inspire a certain... mood.

it seemed like you needed time to... figure us out.

the worst part about the galaxy going to hell would've been never getting to see you again.

not saying you don't know how to handle a gun. just saying some of us know how to make it dance.

i've actually seen you dance. no comment.

i know there are other things you're good at.

probably not a lot of air in here. an hour if we're lucky.

so tell me. think a girl would fall for that?

it gets even better when you try it in bed.

you don't lack for places to get lost.

did we break anything last night?

you'll find a way to win. and when this is over, i'll be waiting for you.

if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there... meet me at the bar. i'm buying.

forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you.

come back alive. it'd be an awfully empty galaxy without you.

we're in this 'til the end.

we didn’t kill these people. and we’re going to shut down the bastards who did.

looks like we’ve got a siege on our hand.

if anyone needs fresh clips or a bathroom break, now’s the time.

oh crap!

guess he didn’t like the food.

looks like we got the jump.

pretty extreme, but those were desperate times.

we won’t get a second chance.

that was me, sorry.

nothing like being stranded.

we’ll do more than that.

just the usual minor flesh wound.

what would these people have done if we hadn’t shown up?

i was there when you two had your thing, remember? just get a room and work it out.

stay angry. we’ll need it to get through this.

drinks will be on me.

one of my favorite places to fight!

i’m hard to kill. you should know that.

it’s gonna be bad all over.

for whatever it’s worth, i’m with you.

you’ve waited long enough for this day.

just wait ‘til this war is over.

you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality.

maybe you’d like to go work for them instead?

how do i not have one of those?

surprise on our side for once. i like it.

brutal, but it makes a certain kind of sense.

#garrus vakarian #garrus lines #garrus dialogue

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Shepard: Hey, do these shoes make me look short?

Garrus: No, Shepard.

Garrus: I make you look short.

#garrus vakarian #commander shepard #shakarian

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Tagged by @sinelaborenihilsr2 Thanks, friend 😊

Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3

This is from a Hozier Mix playlist spotify made for me. I've been enjoying it very much. It's chill and dreamy and has all my favorite artists. Just these 5 songs listed here, guh, my heart sways 💞

Like Real People Do - Hozier

To Love - Suki Waterhouse

I Lied - Lord Huron

Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Lana Del Rey

The Night We Met - Lord Huron

I'll tag @diaphanouso @angry-jager @serendipitys-teapot @kalliesa @dwarrowdams @dulcidyne No pressure but I'd love to hear what you're listening to :)

#tag game #my playlist