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they’re so funny

#uswnt #sophia smith #trinity rodman #love it

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#road rage #throwing a shell at a bitch on the highway #even though #I don’t drive

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Stop trying to make bad cinematography and basic white girls a thing

#i said what i said #Asian TV and American HBO #iykyk #zero chemistry

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You could always just lie about it?

I need more canned answers to questions. I can't keep trying to scan all my memories and when someone asks me my favorite food

#creative storytelling #be who you want to be #practice on strangers

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the artistry of cowboy carter is monumental. sampling black bird - a song about the struggles of a black woman during the civil rights movement - and using it to pass the torch to a new generation of black country girlies. a dolly and willie nelson - two elder statesmen of the country genre - feature thereby confirming the genre as country to anyone who would dare argue otherwise. the linda martell show being in reference to linda martell the first successful black woman in the country circuit. the track list design paying homage to chitlin circuit; a series of venues in the Jim Crow south that would host black musicians during segregation. a good vibration by the beach boys sample. and a goddamn jolene sample (and dolly doesn’t just let anyone sample her discography). there are so many layers to cowboy carter i fear i may be analysing for a good while.

#cowboy carter #beyoncé #she did that #she brought her glock on every track #go off queen

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act ii   COWBOY CARTER   out now

#beyoncé #cowboy carter #the queen

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Cowboy Carter is a mix of country, funk, soul, blues, and gospel. Hell even folk. Beyoncé is a student of music. She is a master of her craft. This album was an EXPERIENCE. This album was a SPIRITUAL JOURNEY.

This ain’t a country album. This is a BEYONCÉ album.

#cowboy carter #beyoncé #legend #icon #a masterpiece

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#beyoncé #cowboy carter #a masterpiece #go off queen #country is black #in case y’all forgot

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Funny how yall stop having opinions when you have to stand ten toes down

#clown shit #broke bitches have no voice #get a real job #we shouldn’t have to pay for your useless degree #get money get paid

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finance isn't a real job dumbass

Clearly it is. Cause it’s a job I have.

For more information, see LinkedIn dot com

#asked and answered #clown shit

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Asset management and investment banking is just moving numbers around to make rich people richer. You contribute absolutely nothing of real material value to society. Even worse, you're an active detriment to society! Another leech that attached itself to the belly of a fish that's getting bled dry, as it can't feed itself fast enough to keep up with the endless and ever-growing hunger of leeches like you.

And this is meant to bother me? Ummmm ok? It’s how the world works.

I’m not trying to be a trailblazer. I’m opening doors to conventional success and people can either walk through it or stay mad.

Changing the world is hard. I don’t feel like putting in the effort. So I play the game.

#clown shit #asked and answered

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"I made strategic choices to get ahead" is just corpo-speak for "I screwed lots of other people over for my own benefit."

To clarify, it’s ’move or be moved’.

#asked and answered #clown shit

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The fact that your worldview can be boiled down to "fuck you, got mine" proves that you are an incredibly selfish person with a very shallow and simplistic thought process.

Thank you. I’m glad you understand.

#clown shit #asked and answered

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Ok bud

I get that you feel the need to clout chase.. but get a life

man you're really pressed that i made fun of business majors. don't you have 401ks to fill? line graphs to stare at? baristas to belittle?

#clown shit #get a life #haters gonna hate

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Nope. Big bank, revenue generating.

serious q: why did you choose to study business over economics

I studied finance, not business.

Finance opens doors to asset management and investment banking. “Business” is a glorified marketing degree.

#close but no cigar

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do you even have a job

What a joke.

Yes. I do. Cause a finance degree pays off (at the right firm).

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can't even make your own latte and youre calling people freeloaders? typical businessman

Can but don’t have to. Don’t get it twisted.

#asked and answered #what a loser #complete trash #jokes on jokes