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I’m pumping out these drawing because I have 4 days left of break before I have to go to work 😭

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Hello hi here’s a headcanon(pretty much California focused)

California has asthma really bad lungs 1) bc of wildfires 2) bc of smog(San Bernardino had some of the worst smog of any county in the states)

Also he likes doing outdoorsy stuff like hiking, running, surfing, snorkeling, etc. . He just likes to be outside(golden retriever energy tbh)

Speaking of running I also think he started a running group with Massachusetts and their most frequent members are Colorado and DC

He likes to try new things and start new projects but he loses interest pretty easily so he has a lot of “hobbies” that he says he’s gonna get back into but chances are he won’t

That’s all I have for now, I hope you don’t mind me rambling in your asks lol

The Cali brainrot is real in this comunity frfr ‼️‼️

Im gonna open up to requests 😶‍🌫️, because doing this was fun, and i need something fun to do in free time, so dont be afraid to send something in my ask box or dms. ANYWAYSS! Tysm @theywhoshantbenamed for sending in something 😼🫶 Feel free to rant as much as you want in my asks, i dont mind it at all! (+ i leant something new!)

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#im hungry asf rn #i love taquitos #mmmmmmmmmmmmmm taqiutos......

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Abril Andrade

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has this one been done yet

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“Why would you think necromancy was banned!? Necromancers are our first line of defense against naturally occuring undead.”

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florida doodle

i forgot to shade the hair my bad guys

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just found this comic i drew in 2012

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public safety officials hate me for my limp corpselike swag and tendency to float facedown in large open bodies of water

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Theory 972: Florida is a Lizardman

Upon my years living in the manor (edit: most of which have been plagued with your rants), I have noticed one thing; Florida isn’t normal. (edit: No sh*t, Sherlock)

In recent months, the realization dawned on me. Florida isn’t even human. He can’t read (edit: he’s dyslexic), he admires dangerous reptiles to an unhealthy extent (edit: he likes his pets), and his mind functions in ways mankind could never even begin to comprehend (edit: fair). In fact, I’d argue that he has a higher chance of being a lizardman than Mark Zuckerberg. That’s really saying something.

So, I’ve decided to conduct an experiment. (edit: God help this man) A series of experiments, to be exact. On Florida. (edit: You’re going to perish)

I’ll update you soon. Keep searching!

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#countryhumans #countryhumans iroquois #countryhumans onondaga #countryhumans seneca