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magic always comes with a price

#ok so i get what you're going for here #but all i can think of is the price she payes is her son #just straight up turning into a fan #and i find that hilarious

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I am losing it

#udhdndjfhhsjsocjbdndk #like i cant #WHAT???!

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Skull issue

#me explaining to a necromancer how i could defeat his army of skeletal warriors with just bow and arrow

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can confirm, I just checked

I can say and do anything with consequences

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Listen if they don't get their daily dose of golf content they're going to break smthing

We really let those rich elites convince us golf is a sport. You let them get away with it too, you fucks.

#most likely the government

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wait what do you mean my blorbo isn't real?

people will bring up the fictional murder as if i had anything to do with it or could stop it. like i’m not aware. “you know this freak KILLS people right?” man what do you want me do about that. i’m not his keeper. he’s funny to observe. and also not real

#but i just saw them yesterday i promise

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A “blog” is covered in poisonous barbs called “posts”

#our little house plants #and we'll all call them #and intentionally stab ourselves on the spikes

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*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

#Is this not just the #adhd #✨️experience✨️?

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#baaaaa of shame #baaaaa of shame for you

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nobody gets me like they get me

#and 6x6=36 is wednesday

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#shark bait ho haha

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I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

#its what barbie deserves #barbie #barbie movie

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i did my part 🫡

#bug race

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HA jokes on you my gender was already trans'd!

I have already trans’d your gender. Pray I do not alter it further.

#that'll show them- #WAIT A MINUTE

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Being neurodivergent is such a pain in the ass because you'll be zoned out, thinking about everything and nothing at the same time, experiencing overlapping thoughts at the speed of sound, and slowly losing your grip on the tactile world around you, and you think that to everyone else, you must seem very thoughtful but with a touch of bored concentration at the moment, but in reality you've been unknowingly and expressionlessly staring at the same person for the last three minutes and this is what they see

#way to call me out like that #adhd #space case #neurodivergent

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I just saw a car drive by and was v confused for a split second why someone was advertising for worm on a string

#I was then subsequently v disappointed it was not #a worm on a string #just a big chilly pepper

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people will be like ‘i fucking hate wizardywizardposts.tumblr.com they wont shut up about magic’ abnd its like. what do you want out of this website. nobody made you follow the wizard blog with evil spells, powers, beams, etc. you are in direct control of the number of wizards on your dashboard at any given time

#UNLESS the wizards cursed their bad vibes #making them only see wizard posts #those sneaky wizard