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Columbo is moving to @musesfromthefifthdimension ! A multi attached to @markershub . Hope to see you there!

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Blogs aren't dead, I'm just busy and creatively burned out still... bear with me!

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Detective Sentences, Vol. 7

(Sentences from various sources for detectives and/or muses that like to solve mysteries. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I'm certain they've arrested the wrong person!"

"You don't seriously see me as a suspect, do you?"

"Most people expect to be shot in the chest. A neat, round bullet that drills a tasteful hole. It's the television that does it, I suppose."

"You don't think I'm interfering, do you?"

"If you continue to look into my affairs, and are extremely clever, you will find certain minor discrepancies."

"It's of the highest importance in the art of detection to be able to recognise, out of a number of facts, which are incidental and which are vital."

"We follow the evidence, not feelings."

"Are you going to arrest me?"

"People seldom notice the man behind the uniform."

"Well, I must say, you've turned my entire investigation inside out."

"Just because the forensic profile isn't cut and dry doesn't mean it's not true."

"How many people are suffering while you stand here not doing your job?"

"I've been here twenty minutes and I still don't know what the hell is wrong!"

"Nearly everyone assumes that people murder out of hatred but, of course, it may be out of loyalty, or even love."

"It’s amazing what I can accomplish without incessant meddling or questioning into everything I do."

"Why must you continue to act like you've never seen a dead body before?"

"I don't like being interrogated! I don't owe you any explanations!"

"Don't happen to know what did this, do you? I haven't seen a wound like that in a long time."

"Remember the day you first walked into my office? You pissed me off just looking at you, but then I saw how your mind worked - how you're always three jumps again."

"Why can't you just go for the simple answer?"

"It's my business to know what others don't."

"You may think you know all my secrets, but I also know all yours."

"Even if we're wrong about the murder, we could be right about the motive."

"How much do you know?"

"Will the murder be in the papers?"

"Where the hell are you going with your mind?"

"You have what I would call forensic intuition developed to the point of genius."

"Can we do something besides talk about murder?"

"You'll never crack it. We couldn't then and you won't now."

"I would like my visit to be as discrete as possible, but I am here in my capacity as a policeman."

"I still think it would be helpful if you could tell me your movements last night."

"You probably have the answer to this whole business already!"

"I say, are you from Scotland Yard?"

"How dare you! How dare you come here and accuse me!"

"You're every bit as perceptive as they say."

"I'm getting really sick of hearing what you don't know!"

"It is my experience that lawyers ask the wrong question only when they don't want the right answer."

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He's my Simonetta Vespucci

#🐶 one more thing / queue

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// I LOVE COLUMBO SO MUCH AND YOU WRITE HIM PHENOMENALLY💜💜💜

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Thank you omfg!]

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An edit job I put together earlier in the week. That I decided to hold onto, and share it, on Peter's birthday. A man and his beloved sidekick, who just so happens to be a basset hound. 💕

#🐶 one more thing / queue

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"Finding Clues"

Dog is such a good police dog. He found a bloody glove! Of course he was looking for the sandwich but that doesn't change the facts.

I love Columbo so much. Definitely a comfort show. Sometimes I put it on just to hang out with him. He's such a well defined character full of genuine goodness and personality, I'm really glad everyone voted on him for my fanart this month. I don't know if I got his likeness down really well, but hopefully people can tell who he is supposed to be. I might try to cartoon him up a bit more in the future.

As the winner of the fanart poll, a real-time and time-lapse video of the production of this work is available on my Patreon. Time-lapse will be made public when the winner of my next poll is finished. If you'd like to see the videos now (and have exclusive access to the real-time videos) sub at any level, and if you'd like to influence what I draw next, the next fanart poll is currently live! Run over an vote!

#yELLS LOUDLY! i love this so much it's so. aaa

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combo and dog my beloveds 🥰

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this is how i imagine columbo talks to dog

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" charming dog you have there. what's its name ? "

@devilagent

"Gee, that's a good question. Come to think of it, he doesn't have a name."

The bassett hound, as though aware of this, tilted his head. Columbo scratched behind the pup's ears.

"He doesn't seem to mind though. He's a good partner whether he's got a name or not."

#🐶 in character 🚓 #[hello!] #devilagent

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RP masterlist

As a roleplayer myself, I realized is quite difficult to find blogs to follow once you enter a new fandom, so I decided to make this masterlist.

Reblog this post and add the tags following the example below, and I will feed the masterlist weekly.

Examples: Muse - fandom - canon/oc Dean Winchester - Supernatural - Canon Crowley - Good Omens - Canon divergent Kaira Alderoon - Star Trek - OC

The masterlist will start being fed on the next week and will be pinned to this blog.

If you're a multimuse blog, you can add each character per tag.

Example:

This post was made in 09/26/2023 and the master list will be posted and pinned to the blog in 10/02/2023 with weekly updates.

#Lt. Columbo - Columbo - Canon #masterlist

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[Low act/hiatus notice]

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"Gee, I meant no offense, Sir; 'course you can, it's just, uh.... we don't want you getting stuck up there," Columbo explained, a hand running through his curly brown hair. "Boy, I bet that'd be real tough, stuck up in a tree. You'd gotta be a real good jumper not to have to worry about that, Mr. Sprocket."

@detectiveanddog roared: "Well, at least you're out of the tree."

"What? Is Sprocket not allowed to be up in the tree?" Who said he couldn't? He's confused.

"Though Sprocket would rather be up on a rock then a tree," he adds. "Warmer, and Sprocket can see better."

#scarletwingedking #[i can't decide if pkmn verse Columbo would be just. Columbo in like. Sinnoh or Paldea or wherever] #[or if he would have say a dog pokemon instead of Dog] #[either way. i think it's incredible this is my first thread returning to this muse tysm] #🐶 in character 🚓

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AU & Crossover friendly Lt. Columbo 🐶 follows & asks from @merchub

#columbo rp #historical rp #crossover rp #crime rp #mystery rp #classic tv rp #dog cw

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I was at the url "dogloverlieutenant" but had to remake!

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About Columbo:

Police detective with a basset hound that doesn't have a name because he can't think of a good one, so he calls him "dog". Puts on a clueless and oafish facade, but is actually a brilliant detective, able to solve seemingly-watertight alibi cases via minor details. Originally comes from New York City but works in Los Angeles in the 1970s.

Crossover and AU friendly!