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i wanna get my dick sucked so bad instead i have this stupid vagina

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me: i need everyone to be in love with me

me when people being in love with me has negative consequences:

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giving someone a cartier love bracelet is basically putting a collar on them

#like... thats your bitch now basically

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i need to become famous so i can be the faceclaim for peoples mary sue ocs

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Not me losing friends because I’m too sexy

#wish I was joking but yeah that is the actual reason he gave

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I love you memory foam I love you weighted blanket I love you brown noise I love you naptime

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supreme court kill yourselves 

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sometimes i feel bad for people on the internet because they dont know how sexy i am 

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do not feel bad for grown adults who have no friends. there is a reason why 

#EVERY TIME i meet someone who is like i have no friends :( no one likes me :( they will VERY QUICKLY show you exactly why that is #you cant make friends because you are fucking annoying <3 hope this helps

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Straight people should not be allowed to say homosexual. I have never heard one say it normally like the way they annunciate it sounds like they’re 3 seconds away from murdering every gay bitch on earth

#I’m joking but also so so serious #when straight ppl say homosexual I literally feel like I am in danger

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feeling kinda evil and sinister tonight im bullying the men who like me on dating apps

#i think they need help making their profiles better im helping them <3

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one of my mutuals talked abt hating mcr so i had to unfollow

#cant follow ppl with bad taste

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all my mutuals keep following each other and i see every post a minimum of 5 times im going to shoot myself in the head 

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I’m sick of these “ millennials are the worst” / “gen z are the worst” arguments. Everyone is annoying except for me 

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im sick of having anxiety i just wanna be a whore 

#i wanna be someones cute sugar baby so bad

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i fucking hate wildfire season bro

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my family: constantly comments on my body and make bad remarks 

my family: why are you insecure i dont understand