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When you tell your friend a really bad pun;
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Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!
Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*
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types of xmas songs
Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool
The Big Red Man Is Coming
There’s snow outside. that’s good!
I’m alone on xmas and sad
Santa Claus is very sexy
Christmas trees. love em
You know what? it’s Christmas time
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>see a pic
> goes “hmm”
> scrolls down
>it’s from picsthatmakeyougohmm
> got me
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I love this picture so much
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and now we return to...................................
………………… the regularly scheduled
him
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friend: how are you
me:
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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
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me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:
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