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on a smoke break at work and I am just abt so done with people 😭 and the other chef is trying to get out of coming in I'm gonna fight him istg

no bc why am i also having such a nasty day at work today too. what is going on with people.

#💌 asks #izzy!

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i have to say it… the anthology songs >>>> original type album songs

#ts ttpd #the tortured poets department #like yea they were good but there’s something about the anthology songs that hit different #elle’s rambles

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I've been listening to the podcast to go to sleep recently but I don't make it through the first chapter before I'm asleep so I decided to read it instead

i try to listen to the audio version of books, but i also fall asleep so fast or end up zoning out and daydreaming so i felt that

#💌 asks #izzy!

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I found the cure to when I make myself think I actually tricked myself into believing I'm a lesbian and that's by reading the first chapter of 'everything I know about love' bcs I have never experienced a single want to get to know a boy like she describes 😭

HAHAKSHDLDHDL you’re so real for that babe, i love that

#💌 asks #izzy! #that book tore me apart tbh

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i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

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#one of my favorite scenes in television ever #schitt's creek

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nawh 😭😭 I'm too lazy to do my whole body so there's just a cut off point on my thighs that all my shorts cover and it goes back to being pale again

i mean hey, as long as it looks good and no one can tell 😌

#💌 asks #izzy!

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the fake tan is kind of embarrassingly patchy on my arms but my legs look ok so it's all good although I kind of have it in between my fingers

omg u just reminded me of my first year of college. i had this dorm mate who did a fake tan and it was so bad that after she sat on the toilet it left an orangish brown tint on the seat that never came off 😭💀

#like girl did not look like she had a fake tan #she looked like a whole different person 😭💀 #💌 asks #izzy!

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"he can do no wrong" well actually i think he did a lot of wrong things, and that's specifically what attracted me to him in the first place

#theo raeken #luke castellan #zuko #anakin skywalker #rafe cameron #the list goes on…. #(don’t judge me im just a girl)

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elle i finally shaved my legs today after like four months bcs it's getting hot and I feel like a new woman

also I fake tanned but I'm scared it's gonna be bad even tho I use a moisturiser one so I'm trying not to speak that into existence

that’s such a mood lol

#not the fake tan girl be careful with that 💀 #💌 asks #izzy!

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LESSONS IN CHEMISTRY?

NO NO NO it’s “the love hypothesis” 😭💀

i actually haven’t read that one yet…

#💌 asks #lyra!

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tell us the book 🫢🫢

the love hypothesis

everyone loved it and idk i felt like i could barely get through the first three chapters, it made me want to cry (not in a good way lol)

#💌 asks #izzy!

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i’m gonna need the name of the book for scientific purposes

what a coincidence bc the book definitely has to do with science 🫣

#💌 asks #lyra!

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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

#i’m too afraid to put which book i immediately thought of

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wwyd if I told you that maybeeeeeee I had opened my laptop and started writing a sirius fic

i maybeeeee will react like a dog having zoomies and bouncing off the walls… y’know like a normal person

#💌 asks #izzy! #u can’t casually slide that into my inbox and think i’ll be okay

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I just put rings on and the hoop back in my helix these contact lenses are gonna change my entire personality

omg i’m living for this, my contact lenses changed my life 😩😩😩

#💌 asks #izzy!

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#heavy on ‘will i ever cook again?’