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gay master chief

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Keith doesn’t stand a chance.

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I’m slightly in love with the idea of Percy going to college to study Marine Biology and then actually getting a job with it and freaking everyone out with his fish voodoo. Like can you imagine “hey Jackson can see what’s wrong with that seal?” “he’s lonely Jim” “what? You didn’t even-” “I said he’s lonely Jim”

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Shmebulock gets me

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I love how the hole Voltron fandom agrees that Pidge is some kind of cryptid, scurrying around and terrorizing the others.

#voltron #pidge #pidge gunderson #vld pidge #pidge holt #wow #its great

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the list of deleted wikipedia articles with weird titles is great in general but this one always kills me without fail

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this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

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i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

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do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

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Coloring water in space. (Source)

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Merlin’s Cave is the name given to a cave located beneath Tintagel Castle. It is a sea cave formed by marine erosion along a thrust plane between slate and volcanic rocks

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“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!“                                                                                 ― Adolf Hitler

“The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation.” ― Adolf Hitler

“If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves.”                                                                                                            ― Joseph Stalin

“You don’t need a weapon to protect yourself.”                                                  ― Bill Maher

“If you are for gun control, then you are not against guns, because the guns will be needed to disarm people. So it’s not that you are anti-gun. You’ll need the police’s guns to take away other people’s guns. So you’re very pro-gun; you just believe that only the Government (which is, of course, so reliable, honest, moral and virtuous…) should be allowed to have guns. There is no such thing as gun control. There is only centralizing gun ownership in the hands of a small political elite and their minions.” ― Stefan Molyneux

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when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back and this time they’d laid eggs in the woods !! it was our duty to arm ourselves and go destroy the eggs, so we armored up in tinfoil and shaving cream ( ????? ) and marched into the woods ready to save the planet. the ‘eggs’ were whole watermelons hidden around the camp and we had to smash them open on trees and rocks and eat the alien fetus/watermelon goo as fast as possible. i cannot emphasis enough the raw joy of digging into a watermelon with your bare hands and stuffing it into your face in the middle of the night in the woods, barely taking time to chew so that you can save the planet from hostile aliens, and i think i became the person i am because of that night.

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A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.

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earlier today i was nonverbal for a bit but no one was around except the cats, so i signed at molly that she’s a good cat and she. immediately started purring. this cat knows too much. i live in fear that someday s