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I wish I could quit you
Me, picturing my perfect relationship:
An accurate portrayal of what's going on:
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He slays
Inspired by Neil’s outfit from BAFTA Games awards:
https://x.com/baftagames/status/1778474704086368723?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA
this art on twt:
https://x.com/skeptical_lynx/status/1778597831856562354?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA
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Looking lovingly at Gale
Gale was being paternal about Arabella, and I just happened to notice Asti over my shoulder giving him this look. I see you, gurl.
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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
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The F*ggotry
I am so very sorry to all the other companions, but after hearing the conversations Astarion, Gale, and Wyll have when they're all in my party? We're never going back. This is it. I'm keeping them.
Also, I gave Gale AND Astarion find familiar, and now we have a kitten party😺❤️😻!!
#bg3#bloodweave and friends#kitten party#i went back in time and punched Hitler#it's a long story#it's me#I'm the f*ggot
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A huge thank you to everyone who created, reblogged and shared your love for this movie. Here's the final masterlist and links to previous daily masterlists.
DAILY MASTERLISTS
DAY 1: On Your Left
DAY 2: Steve Rogers
DAY 3: SHIELD
DAY 4: Natasha Romanoff
DAY 5: TWS Cast
DAY 6: Sam Wilson
DAY 7: HYDRA
DAY 8: Bucky Barnes
DAY 9: Cap Quartet
DAY 10: To The End of the Line
FINAL WRAP UP
10 years of TWS - classic catws fanart queues by @cinnamoncascadian [rec list, fanart]
Till the End of the Line by @artwinx [fanart, steve/bucky]
10 years of captain america: the winter soldier by @danneelswife [video]
Til the end of the line by @letskzuniversescreations [gifset, steve/bucky]
James Barnes Appreciation by @letskzuniversescreations [gifset, bucky barnes]
Sharon Carter Appreciation by @letskzuniversescreations [gifset, sharon carter]
Favorite scene by @letskzuniversescreations [gifset, alexander pierce, bucky barnes]
Compromised by @letskzuniversescreations [gifset, steve rogers, natasha romanoff]
Favorite Bucky quote by @letskzuniversescreations [gifset, bucky barnes]
Bank by @letskzuniversescreations [gifset, bucky barnes]
Maria Hill Appreciation by @letskzuniversescreations [gifset, maria hill]
Favorite Sam quote by @letskzuniversescreations [gifset, sam wilson]
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Jeff Bezos's Amazon and Elon Musk's SpaceX are both fighting in court to have the National Labor Relations Board declared unconstitutional. Starbuck's and Trader Joe's joined them in separate lawsuits.
All of these companies have a disgraceful history of worker abuse and union busting. All of them have been charged by the NLRB with hundreds of violations of workers’ organizing rights
The NLRB is standing up to their union busting. That’s why they’re trying to destroy the NLRB.
I'm going to do my best to keep you all informed about this case as it snakes its way through the courts. The future of unions may depend on the final verdict. http://dlvr.it/T49LM1
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Wait. It's my ENTIRE F*ING PLAYTHROUGH.
T_T
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𝐁𝐆𝟑 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
a selection of lines from the various companions' banter quotes (not cut scene dialogues!) from baldur's gate 3. these are generally spoiler free and non context specific so they can apply to different settings and dynamics! feel free to change names and the like to customize the prompts.
“Death can't have me. Not yet…”
“Calm yourself. There is plenty of me to go around.”
“Realmspace is vast. Countless worlds to be mapped, kingdoms to be conquered.”
“I have missed this. The adventure. The danger. The kicking of butts!
“Let me guess - you need something.”
“Such attention.. I never realised I was so popular.”
“Let's cook with fire, baby.”
“Do you intend to vocalise every thought?. Or just the most obvious ones?”
“Wherever we go, ye gods let there be something green.”
“Careful, or I will take your toy away from you.”
“Watch your elders and learn.”
“Perhaps try attacking the enemy?”
“So much we don't know, lingering in the furthest reaches of existence.”
“All the world's my stage and you're just a player in it.”
“The shadows are my friend.”
“Yes, yes, have your fun. It isn't you they're trying to kill.”
“Feet planted firmly on Faerûn, please.”
“Admirable stamina, yet terrible priorities.”
“Well you certainly have the 'omnipresent' part down, don't you?”
“I am ready, whatever may come.”
“My faith protects me.”
“Need a throat slitting?”
“Death greets us all - but not today.”
“You need my expertise?”
“Can you feel death's cold grip?”
“So many stars, so many mysteries yet to be discovered.”
“Death comes quietly.”
“And I thought we were going to be friends.”
“Locked tight, but there must be some way to open it.”
“No, you can't die. Get up, damn you!
“You had my attention, now you have my fury.”
“From silence to suffering.”
“So many worlds out there. You'd need a thousand lifetimes to see them all - more.”
“I hope this is important. For your sake.”
“Let them gaze deep into their own abyss, and wonder just what it is they are trying to achieve.”
“I ought to just burn this whole thing down.”
“We have slightly more pressing matters to attend to.”
“You have still have time to surrender.”
“Every kicked buttock, another step on the path.”
“Weave save me. I can't take much more…
“You are right to fear me.”
“Let me look around. Might be something that'll help me crack this thing.”
“Incredible, to think how many worlds exist beyond this tiny speck within a speck I call home.”
“I really wish I could cast a Hold spell on you.”
“I can fawn over my face later.”
“Ready for another round?”
“Keep your blade close.”
“I can't unlock it from here, but there must be a switch or a button somewhere…”
“No, that's not moving. There must be a way to open it somewhere.”
“Battle favours the fearless.”
“Sleep with one eye open, evil. Maybe both.”
“Gotta be something around here to unlock this thing.”
“Why do beautiful people taste better?. It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities.”
“Oh, calm down. I'm happy to see you too.”
“Just go for the Magic Missile and fire away. Never fails.”
“Still standing, no matter what you heard.”
“Enough waiting. I crave blood.”
“Hang on - I won't allow this. You aren't dead, go it?”
“GODS, it's HOT in here!”
“No rest for the wicked, I see.”
“Better to hide than fight, sometimes.”
“Would that I could hide from you, too.”
“Are you feeling lonely, perhaps?”
“There is no right or wrong, only truth.”
“Battle is afoot - you can poke me once we are safe.”
“What good all this ethereal eladrin blood if I can still get pimples?”
“I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour.”
“I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness.”
“Let's have some fun.”
“War is an old woman's game.”
“No rest, be you wicked or wise.”
“I'm getting too old for this nonsense.”
“I would poke you back, but I fear that's what you want.”
“You have my attention - now do something with it.”
“You are insistent, are you not?”
“Do what must be done.”
“Your suffering will be spectacular.”
“Lest I sit down for a rest and not rise again.”
“Better to look evil in the eye. Even if it be very small.”
“I'm not built to crouch.”
“I think I could go another round.”
“Always the same old song.”
“Is perfection too much to ask?”
“Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner.”
“So many places to be.. and I chose Baldur's Gate.”
“I'm not opening that. Not from here, at any rate.”
“What is the point, if not victory?”
“Won't last much longer like this.”
“Let's hope the locals are friendly.”
“Let us show them how it's done.”
“Weapons high. Standards higher.”
“Must everyone be so exhausting?”
“What I would not give for a chunk of fresh honeycomb…”
“Which way to the nearest library?”
“Now this is my happy place.”
“Who shall I silence?”
“Stop, or die.”
“Wear your scars proudly.”
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Tav NSFW Questions
Here's a fun little NSFW questionnaire to fill out for your Tav!
What is your Tav’s sexuality/orientation preference?
What are their biggest ‘NOs’ they will never consider doing during sex?
Are they a Top/Bottom/Switch?
Favorite Position?
Do they prefer giving or receiving?
Tits or Ass?
How experienced is your Tav?
Do they have any traumas around sex?
Do they have any taboo kinks?
Would they want a polyamorous relationship?
How do they feel about voyeurism? And would they do it?
How big is your Tav’s sex drive?
How many rounds can they last?
What is their aftercare like?
What lingerie does Tav wear?
Double penetration?
Least likely person they’d ever consider themselves sleeping with.
How long since their last sexual encounter?
Ok with period sex?
Are they loud or quiet during sex?
Alright with Dub-con/CNC? Role Playing?
Are they more serious at the moment? Are they humorous?
If your Tav has a vagina, do they like anal?
Does your Tav want other people in a relationship?
How well groomed are they? Shaved completely? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.
What is your Tav’s favorite place to have sex?
What about quickies?
Would Tav like to participate in orgy?
Would Tav like to use gags?
Soft and slow or hard and rough?
What’s their favorite toy?
Does your Tav have sexual fantasies?
Is there a companion they would sleep with but not want to date and why?
Can your Tav not have sex for a long period?
Who was your Tav’s first sexual experience?
Blood kink?
Spanking?
Will they want to have sex during pregnancy?
What was the worst moment your Tav felt lust?
What is your Tav’s class and how does it affect their sexual life?
How naughty are they? Does Tav like to tease?
What is your Tav's safe word?
Does your Tav like oral? Giving or receiving
Does your Tav like handjobs? Giving or receiving
Does Tav like bondage? Being tied up or tying up your partner?
What does Tav consider “cheating”?
What spells does Tav use during sex (i.e. “silence” because they are too loud)
Is your Tav into breeding?
What makes your Tav absolutely horny?
What part of their partner’s body does Tav like the most?
What parts of Tav’s body does their partner love the most?
Lights on or off?
How sensitive are your Tav’s nipples?
Does Tav like using sex potions \ spells? (which make them more horny or allow to make more rounds)
Does Tav initiate sex more often than their partner?
Thanks to @spacebarbarianweird @rachelle-on-the-run @bunnidarling @marcynomercy for having fun and putting this together.
Tagging @astariongf @tallymonster @satanicspinosaurus @lumienyx @elora-the-slutty-songstress
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That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass
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