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saw the thumbnail without reading the title so I was there wondering how peeing your shorts is helpful advice

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?

then please let me know, I miss them 👉👈

here are clean versions of the wanted posters!!!

#jrwi riptide #jrwi #just roll with it

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i'm abt halfway through season 1 of tma (i think?) and i just wanted to say it's so fucking funny how jon puts his whole archivussy into voice-acting every story, then after 20 minutes of stellar in-character acting he just goes "well that was fucking stupid innit, seek psychiatric help lmfaoo" and ends the episode

#tma #the magnus archives

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walk through every circle of hell

#tma #the magnus archives

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Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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also here's day 9 i think

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I wonder why

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Reblog to make it die faster

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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else

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More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!

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jon should have been able to sock him at least once before s5

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I love how the fandom always makes Jon really fucking good at cooking, like this is divine level shit people would pay money for this etc.

Or

He’s banned from the kitchen after he absolutely fucked up every food related task he needed to do

No in between

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