deepspacejellyfish

[deepspacejellyfish]

Request drawing: Gollum ♥ Being tortured by Mirkwood elves. Brutal creatures.

#lotr

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one time i whipped a guy with a rope of fire for 3000 hours

#durins bane with gandalf

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i've grown to like elfs a lot more than i used to, in recent days

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i've grown to like elfs a lot more than i used to, in recent days

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babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

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GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

#this will never not be funny to me

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i have a "willy wonka experience" every day of my life

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cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later

#mecore

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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spore release

#fungi

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Sorry we put your autistic boyfriend in the fandom and they completely infantilised him. Sorry yeah he's an innocent baby who's never even heard of a sex and doesn't know a single swearword now. Yeah they're treating him like the team kid and calling his friends his parents I'm so sorry about this. Yeah I know he's committed felonies in canon but it doesn't matter it's too late now I'm sorry

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being bisexual gives you superpowers but they don’t want you to know that

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have we tried substance abuse my liege

#my brain with cigarettes at the slightest inconvenient

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oh my favorite trope? two people who go through something so unique and agonizing and entirely beyond words that they have no choice but to create a bond that transcends all other types of love, thus acting as the sole point of understanding for the other person in a world that cannot fathom what they’ve been through

#ok google show me gay little divine beings #Good Omens

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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

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-The Ancient of Days-

#art