Without further ado, I present:
Loki’s top 10 smartass and sassy comments
(Disclaimer: gifs not mine)
1st) “oh dear, is she dead”
2nd) “I think you missed a column”
3rd) “I’m listening”
4th) “I like her”
5th) “don’t hit it, just press it gently”
6th) “you’ll kill me? evidently, there will be a line”
7th) “you know, this is wonderful! this is a tremendous idea! let’s steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! flying around the city, smashing it into everything in sight so everyone can see us! it’s brilliant, Thor! it’s truly brilliant”
8th) “are you ever not going to fall for that”
9th) “I suspect that the Asgardiens would not take kindly to a king who had murdered his predecessor”
10th) “well done, you just decapitated your grandfather”
Bonus: “define worse”
“you lied to me, I’m impressed”
Highly Underrated: “It’s good to have you back”
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Ghosts We See: An Indignant Owl // Ficlet 06
Rating: General
Pairings: F!Reader X Bokuto Koutarou
Tags: Owl-folk Bokuto, Not edited, Fluff, Poor Humor, GWS!MC is a public menace, GWS!MC is a petting hazard and needs to stop
A/N: Lmao this was from so long ago. I always intended to write it into the main story itself and even had the Ask saved on the doc I work on but I somehow forgot anyways and missed the mark where I planned to put this in =w=; so now it’s a ficlet (#`-_ゝ-)
I also forgot what I planned for it. So this trash pile is what you get instead. Take it or leave it— ( ˘︹˘ )
This is part of my Haikyuu!! reverse harem main series, Ghosts We See. Recommended to read that for context and understanding but not necessary (please note that the main series is rated M following AO3′s guidelines)
Ghosts We See // Ficlet 06: An Indignant Owl
Since coming to Hyquile, you learned that many things you once thought to be impossible are in fact, actually, possible.
Dimension traveling, magic, animal-folk, ice-cold leaves, spy owls - the standard fantasy fare.
Today, you learned that it is possible for Scary Bokuto to be late.
Yes.
Scary Bokuto is late to a meeting with the Summit members.
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Fandom: Haikyuu (GWS)
Characters: Any
Theme: Any
Prompt:
Now I know it seems silly but you know how some anime have a beach episode? That or something similar to where the bachelor's get to see MC in a bathing suit. Like it's cliché but it's also one of my favorite funny moments in anime.
Like how all the bachelor's are together at the Blue castle. Like it doesn't have to be a beach. Just some relaxation at a lake or a pool. I just wanna see how everyone is gonna react to MC in a bathing suit that they bring back from their modern world haha.
I can imagine the possible chaos that each house would bring.
Honestly I was thinking of just commissioning you again 🤣 if the request was okay. Seems like this type of prompt would be a bit much for drabble.
Ghosts We See // Fireside Tales: Reacting to MC In A Modern Swimsuit Headcanons
Pairing: Featuring GWS!Ushijima/Oikawa/Kuroo/Bokuto
Tags: Humor, fluff if you squint real hard, crack by GWS standards
A/N: @decemberbellz You are very right that this will never fit into a short drabble! So I made headcanons of their reactions for some of them instead! And please, commissioning this?? You are truly inviting chaos for MC. Absolute chaos, especially seeing some of the reactions here...AHAHA
But I know what you mean about beach episodes! I feel the same! They might be silly but they work, and are always a consistent fare in different shows for that reason too <3
Ngl, I actually had a beach chapter planned with the GWS modern boys but that was before GWS turned to focus on the Alt!Boys instead fdjhsf
Empire Crown Prince Ushijima Wakatoshi
He would have been standing knee deep in the water, idly enjoying the cool water against his skin, shaking his head at Goshiki and Kawanishi splashing water on each other like children nearby.
Tendou would be right next to him, egging the two on and making bets with Semi on who goes under first.
All of a sudden, Tendou just stops mid-sentence, taps Semi on the shoulder frantically, and starts wading back to shore with the other in tow. No explanation whatsoever. Semi is confused, but not for long.
Moments after they left the water, lapping waves a suspiciously safe distance behind, you finally emerge from the changing tent.
Tendou whistles teasingly, attracting Ushijima’s attention.
When Ushijima sees you in the swimsuit you brought over from your world...well, they don’t make swimsuits like that in Hyquile.
He stiffens in surprise and embarrassment at the sight of you…. He both wants to tear his eyes away out of respect, but also doesn’t want to. Confused, his brain momentarily blank.
... and accidentally lets out a wave of electricity in the water.
Screams of pain. Goshiki and Kawanishi are no longer frolicking. They are floating. Shirabu is hustling from shore to collect their bodies.
”Did you know that was going to happen, Tendou?”
“I didn’t need foresight to figure that out.”
Aoba Crown Prince Oikawa Tooru
Oikawa is closing his eyes immediately, not out of shyness or anything to do with morals, respect, and modesty.
In fact, he’s praying.
Why do you do this to him?
Was it not enough that you tortured him so with your vivacious swaying hips during the Seijoh festival some moons ago?
Was it not enough that he nearly choked on his tea when you demonstrated your world’s intriguing dance to that musical piece called W.A.P?
If he didn’t know better, he’d think this was an assassination attempt.
Is immediately throwing his trademark cloak over you.
“Oikawa, this is too hot for the beach-”
Well, something else is hot too and it’s entirely your fault.
He may or may not have stationed the Blue Knights in the vicinity, much to their confusion. Does the crown prince truly need half the Blue Knights to be on guard duty here? All the sand is getting into their armors-
Iwaizumi calls Oikawa out on it with no mercy.
“Sir Iwaizumi, this is an order-”
“Stop abusing your powers!”
Oikawa is thus left with no choice but to inconspicuously hover. It’s not like he wants to; he really doesn’t!
But he didn’t like the way that Empire Royal Guard keeps looking over either.
...or his own Blue Knight Hanamaki. Maybe it’s a good thing Iwaizumi took the knights away.
At one point, you and Oikawa were keeping cool under the umbrella, stretched out on beach chairs.
When you leaned over him to grab something from his other side, all manner of flora spontaneously combusted in the area.
That part of the beach had to be temporarily sealed off so the gardeners could cut down the foliage growing from the sand.
Oikawa can be seen aggressively sipping all his drinks for the next three days as the embarrassment periodically comes back to haunt him.
Nekoma Dominion Leader Kuroo Tetsurou
Everyone knows that Kuroo is impossibly impassive. But you’d think he turned to stone when you emerged in your modern swimsuit.
His face goes blank when you’re in the vicinity. Others might think it’s not really different from how he usually is but Kenma can tell.
He can tell.
Regular impassive Kuroo will still have little ticks and shifts here and there - a little movement to the brow, pull on the lip, or the subtle squint of the eye.
But nope, with a foe as formidable as a modern swimsuit, Kuroo’s face has become an immovable mountain. The greater the foe, the stronger the defense.
He won’t look at you straight. Won’t even talk to you.
But don’t worry; it’s not you. Because no one else can even look at you either, with the exception of Kenma and a handful of other trusted few such as Kai.
“Oh, Yamamoto, hi!”
“Hey, you look great-”
A wall of hard earth bursts forth between your figures, separating Yamamoto from you.
“K-Kenma, w-what was that?”
“Ahh- it’s a rare phenomenon that happens in the Dominion sometimes...the earth’s plates are moving. D-Don’t worry about it. Haha…ha.”
It happens again when Lev tries to approach you.
And again when Fukunaga was about to offer you a drink.
Again when Shibayama was bringing you a plate of food.
That day, your food, drinks, and anything else you might need were served on a moving block of earth that conveniently appears when you need something.
If Kuroo can’t talk or look at you, then the others can’t either.
Unfortunately, you didn’t have much fun that day.
Owl Vale Leader Bokuto Koutarou
“Excuse me, is it alright if I borrow this-”
“Take it! I have to go!!”
Everyone who isn’t Akaashi or familiar with Bokuto is running away from you the moment you turn towards them.
As if they feared you.
But you don’t even know them! You just wanted to ask if you can borrow that person’s fruit knife to cut up some fruits.
Unbeknownst to you, a very scary-looking Bokuto can always be clearly seen some distance away from you; far enough to go undetected by you, close enough for anyone looking over your shoulder to see the looming danger.
You can go about the entire day without fear of anything because of who is behind you.
Not that you know who is behind you.
“Lord Bokuto, if I may offer some advice-”
“No, you may not.”
“-perhaps approaching her would be more favorable for everyone involved? Including yourself?”
In an extreme moment of rarity that rivals planetarial eclipses, Bokuto actually listened to Akaashi.
Which, ironically, frightens Akaashi himself. He meant it as a joke; he didn’t think Bokuto would listen. He never listens!
“Throw that measly knife away!”
Fruit knife? You don’t need a fruit knife when you have Bokuto, supreme leader of Owl Vale, master of daggers and assassin extraordinaire.
The assortment of fruits was sliced and diced to perfect cuts in record time. What is supposed to be a simple activity became an art form in his hands. It was - quite frankly - breathtaking to watch Bokuto cut up fruit.
Heart-warmingly domestic but you will never tell him that.
Though his unblinking eyes made you feel self-conscious at times. It doesn’t help that your choice of swimwear shows more skin than you are used to in front of him.
Nah, what are you thinking? This is Scary Bokuto! He’s not the type to let his eyes wander…
Right?
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