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Maybe it's just miserable

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rugged ol' witcher

#SO PRETTY #I LOVE HIM #thank you for this meal #om nom nom nom #eskel #witcher eskel #the witcher

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An angry bumblebee in my mum's garden dive bombed me because we didn't realize there was a bee nest in the birdhouse.

I couldn't help but find it hilarious because even when bumblebees are mad, they just continue to look like harmless balls of fluff.

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I started playing The Witcher: Enhanced Edition yesterday, I haven’t gotten very far yet but I have to share this clip of Eskel (in the back)

WHY IS HE SO SASSY??? WHAT FOR??? I just started laughing when I saw it. But it got me thinking about how Eskel definitely knows how to press his brothers’ buttons, and when they were younger it definitely led to a lot of quarrels which Vesemir had to break up…

#the witcher #witcher #the witcher games #the witcher enhanced edition #witcher eskel #eskel #lambert #geralt of rivia #geralt #vesemir #kaer morons

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Why did you learn Finnish?

To communicate with my parents and extended family. At age 1 I started to feel a bit hungry and decided I should start speaking so that my parents would feed me.

Hope this helps!

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Prompt 32

Geralt isn't exactly good at the whole "travelling with someone thing", but he wants to learn. He wants to learn how to be good to his friend, Jaskier. Thus he starts a journal. He writes what makes his friend happy, what makes him sad, what makes him angry, and what makes him annoyingly smell like lust. Best to avoid things that cause that. "Flowers - likes (Prefers buttercups, but likes anything yellow in particular) Weeds - N/A (talks himself into circles over which weeds are 'worth it') Weeds that vaguely look like flowers - likes (dandelions can 'hardly be classified as a weed', according to him"

"Wine - Likes Prefers red Clingy and lazy when given Est Est (the touching was nice) Sings a lot when given Erveluce (very nice) Falls asleep when given Fiorano (worried he overdrank) Talkative and gregarious when given most Toussanti Vintages (in moderation, and not when, 'Fucking living my life, Geralt')"

"Gets twitchy near nobleman who talk too loud (smells afraid. I hate that smell.)"

"Gets teary when not allowed to look at my wounds (worried i'm dying? Worried I don't trust him? Need more research.) - Update: Both" When the years pass and the idea of making Jaskier smell like lust gets less and less disgusting and more and more appealing, Geralt decides to study what Jaskier likes from other people who flirt with him, so that Geralt may try his best to replicate them.

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Ok but why do these three and these other three have the same dynamic?

Geralt/House: Gruff man, often has stubble, avoids interacting with humans, hates emotions but feels them anyway, fills many people with fear

Yennefer/Cuddy: The female member of the trio, very sassy, the one with the common sense, extremely powerful within their field, has a will-they-won't-they with the gruff man

Jaskier/Wilson: The gruff's man best friend, is extremely attached to the man and is almost always with him but their friendship is sometimes on the rocks, hops from partner to partner (a real womanizer) but is low-key a little (or at lot) fruity

#OP I SEE YOUR VISION #YOU ARE SO CORRECT #the witcher #house md

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POV: Geralt was hexed but still has a type.

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tonight I saw northern lights for the first time ever!! :D

#northern lights #aurora borealis #nature #sky #stars #solar flare #solar storm #finland #it was so cool!!!

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nobody should ever be punished for sexual desire/thoughts. except for me personally who should be struck by lightning, hanged, burned at the stake, drawn & quartered, and lastly shot dead

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My ballet YeeHan comic is now out!

Paid members of my patreon can download the 30-page PDF at no extra cost from my creator page.

This is my last bow to the Overwatch and YeeHan fandom, and it couldn't be a more appropriate theme 🥺

It's been a pleasure 🫡

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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Sapkowski SJMing before Sarah J. Maas did, Or: Weird parallels between The Witcher saga and ACOTAR

horny at the worst times: Hotspurs trying to eff Ciri while mortally wounded and then dying (The Tower of the Swallow)

smelling male/female: Geralt about Fringilla (The Lady of the Lake)

effing in a library: Geralt and Fringilla (The Lady of the Lake)

Feel free to add more!

#DON’T DO THIS TO ME #i thought i could escape the SJMing #turns out you can’t #you read ONE (1) book from ACOTAR and you’re cursed forever…

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I opened a box thing on Instagram couple months ago askin folks who should I yeehawify, and my best friend said Geralt, so it happened.

I never played the witcher tho, but I accept every dilf thrown at me.

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FINALLY A FUCKING MAP THANK YOU NERDS IN WARSAW