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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy
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dazzleshot · 9 hours
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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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dazzleshot · 12 hours
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“You'll see your problems multiplied
If you continually decide
To faithfully pursue
The policy of truth”
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dazzleshot · 1 day
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“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions
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listening to frank zappa is like
best song you’ve ever heard in your life
worst song you’ve ever heard in your life
best worst song you’ve ever heard in your life
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ytp audio in 1969
20 min incomprehensible orchestral composition with the most irritating narration of all time
extremely normal 50s pop song
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dazzleshot · 1 day
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fucked up how true crime almost always means rape/killing/kidnapping shit. what i lf i wanted true crime about the #1 best walmart shoplifter.
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest
#no
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dazzleshot · 2 days
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reblog for sample size etc etc
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The 90s Song Ever - Semifinals 2
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As usual: listen to both songs before voting (if you somehow haven't yet), and define "better" any way you wish!
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dazzleshot · 2 days
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baseball was invented in 18WHATEVER to sell more hot dogs
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Tracklist:
Line Up • Annie • Connection • Car Song • Smile • Hold Me Now • S.O.F.T. • Indian Song • Blue • All-Nighter • Waking Up • 2:1 • Vaseline • Never Here • Stutter
Spotify ♪ YouTube
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just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him
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Reporters: So Johnny Storm, you’re going by the name The Human Torch, correct? Does your associate Ben Grimm have a superhero alias as well?
Johnny:
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dazzleshot · 2 days
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Crunch.
Crunch.
Rustle.
Crunch.
Tortilla Chip.
After Tortilla Chip.
After Tortilla Chip.
Lifestyle.
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