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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

#LMAO #Yeah cake is one of my favorite bands ever bring it back #I would consider it some of my most important “childhood music’’ #my mom got me into them lol

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

#I also live by this

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youre not yaoiful at all

#this is what I live by

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get ready for an exuberant summer

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I mean, we all knew, but thanks for admitting that you wanna surpress freedom of speech and the spread of information?

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legato bluesummers :)

#YESSSSS #YEEEEEESSSSSSS #YOU GET IT!!!! #I love him so much I’m crazyyyy

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Going insane about kicked dog with rabies type characters

#hello Legato Bluesummers and Amanda Young

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@wolfstrong emotional support Little guy

#SO CUTE #I gotta show this to my friend Nick he’s gonna love it

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turkey sandwich

#WOW I THOUGHT THIS WAS LIKE A VINTAGE LITHO PRINT OR SOMETHING #until I realized. HOLY MOLY THATS MARS’ ART!!! #stunning and wonderous

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sorry ludwig man I don’t have a design

#YOUR MICOLASH AND LAURENCE ARE SO STUNNING #GOD!!! #hey. hhey wait why is he the fujoshi

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closure

#WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH #The second I saw this I like collapsed on my bed and started wailing #god. god. LEGATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #I’m gonna cry dude #you cooked

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Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

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The straight woman is unsatisfied with straight studio porn. She wants to get off to something in which the actors actually emote and show passion beyond canned moans from the women and, at best, vacant grunts from the men. She turns to gay porn. She knows it's not "for her," but neither was the straight porn, and at least the actors look like they're enjoying themselves. And for a short while she is satiated by Sean Cody et al, but she runs into the same problems she had to begin with. She was not looking at sex but a simulacrum of sex, trapped in Plato's cave. Unsatisfied, she turned to vintage gay porn, harkening to a time when most gay bars still had darkrooms and reliably smelled of piss and Amyl Nitrite. Here was the real thing, in all its animalistic passion. But she still couldn't immerse herself in the fantasy. She wanted the media to engage with her own imagination and meet her half-way, rather than having it spoonfed to her onscreen. She turned to yaoi, with its elongated figures reminiscent of mannerist portraiture, then bara, including hardcore BDSM scenes. But the tactile sensations depicted in the pages didn't do justice to their real life counterparts. She turned deeper into her own imagination, this time reading erotica. No, not the poolside paperbacks sold at Barnes and Noble. The good shit. Why then, was she still not satisfied? She dug deeper, searching for the true meaning of eroticism. She studied the psychoanalysis of Freud, the cultural criticism of Susan Sontag, the feminist poetry of Audre Lorde. She took vacation time and flew to Europe, starting at the caves of Lascaux to explore the human urge to create, then traversed the Camino de Santiago on foot, along the way meeting a 56 year old carpenter from Burgos named Andrés, with whom she had an explosive affair. They both knew it couldn't last, which made them cherish each other's touch all the more. Upon flying home, she gave up. If her search for true eroticism never bore fruit this whole time, why would it now? It would take years before she stumbled upon the answer by pure happenstance: dubstep.

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Help Rana Alsawalhi and Yousef Albuhaisi evacuate their extended family to the Netherlands! Currently they are at €4,162/73,500. This is a verified fund.

DONATE HERE

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LIL TAY??????

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its really crazy how people love to blorbopost about how their blorbo is a War Criminal Scrunkly but those same people will act like you ate their dog if you so much as imply that scrunkly has any textual relation to sexual violence

#as I’ve grown up I’ve gotten so tired of the war crimes jokes #its soooo hahah funny random to so many people #I just don’t get it. do you actually understand what a war crime is? what happens in war? no you don’t. #be serious y’all