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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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Now, I can't unsee it.

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And now you know what a fact pattern on an exam in law school is like. Now, imagine 11 more fact patterns like this, but involving contracts, and property, and constitutional law, and you've got Day One of the bar exam. Good times!

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Light Up The Sea by Drew Hopper

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I prefer to think of it as "only extending myself when absolutely necessary." But this works too.

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Sometimes, a food pic will hit me just right. This is one of those pics. These look amazing!

Apple pie waffles (via Instagram)

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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

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Two points: The Princess Bride is one of the best movies ever

Second, getting back to the original point: the "death" of movies (and they're not really dead, only mostly dead) can be summed up quite simply: bad writing. That's not to say the writers are bad; far from it. But the corpos always have to "punch up" scripts, or throw in the one-liner, or whatever some empty suit feels is important. And these non-creatives hook up with one-trick pony writers and directors, and, well, here we are.

I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.

Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.

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MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

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Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

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Can never see this phrase, without thinking of this song:

The House at Pooh Corner

#music #loggins and messina #Youtube

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Untitled (Turkey) by Orhan Kilic

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Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

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