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worlds first toxic yaoi lover rep

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Three tickets to Challengers please

#hannibal #will graham #alana bloom #has anyone done this one yet #one of the best love triangles where all the corners touch #toxic throuple rep where all 3 of them are queer #challengers #hannigram #i don’t know any of the other ship names sorry

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my friend is about to meet mads mikkelsen and hugh dancy in like 5 minutes meanwhile im on a different continent across the americas 🥲

#shitting myself so bad

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i need challengers the movie injected into my veins. never in my life have i left a movie that horny before. bisexuals you NEED to see this film

#nsfw #? #challengers #patiently waiting for the gif sets like i’m SAT

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#sigh. #i bet this is what i’ll feel when watching that new zendaya movie

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man supernatural might be bad but also ill be damned if thats not the most american show ever. like theres movies and tv that've tried to be this american but 99% have failed. you watch a particularly good episode of supernatural and suddenly you feel the hours of highway winds against your skin and theres more asphalt road than livable terrain for miles and you eat the best meal of your life at a pit stop and you havent gone to church since you were a kid but you still think about praying sometimes and you split a 6 pack with someone you love and a few too many people around you have guns and the land around you is so big when youre right in the center of it you feel like it could swallow you up and you know for a fact theres an unimaginable amount of mythology just beneath the surface. and then you watch the next episode where sam kills paris hilton or something

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911onabc: Every answer was delivered with so much confidence 😅 [x] ↪ Aisha Hinds and Oliver Stark

#love them so much #my two favs

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#ITS RAINING MEN PLEASE PKEASE PLEADE PDKWSE PLEADE OKESEE #it’s gonna be something 80s #like a prayer madonna #i’d genuinely #how will i know whitney houston it’s gotta be its GOTTAAAA #i wanna dance with somebody PLEEEASAAASSSSEEEEE #anything whitney #marvin gaye sexual healing i’d die #diana ross i’m coming out would be so funny too #or maybe smooth operator i could genuinely see this one #i’ll stop there i don’t even care what song they sing im busting down sexual style no matter what

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let maddie cook she's gonna figure it out

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Maddie Buckley the love of my life ‘is it circled with a heart around it?’ I fucking love you I would die for you

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just found out abt ryan guzman’s racist past don’t talk to me for a few days

#GRRRR #im actually so angry #why did everyone forget about it?? why does he get a pass???

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my host sister is belting grease at 10 o clock at night i’m gonna lose it im gonna lose it im actually gonna lose it she’s been singing for TWO HOURS we live in the smallest apartment ever we have NEIGHBORS

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i was joking about how my heart monitor testing coincided with the craziness of the recent 911 episodes so i would see the impact of bi buck but no i actually did have a heart arrhythmia during the 5th episode LMAOOO

THE TIMESTAMP MEANS IT WAS THIS SCENE BTW

#im sorry but this is so fucking funny #sorry doctor i had an arrhythmia do you think we can sue ryan guzman for damages

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"Eddie was never gay". Eddie worked in the dispatch building and immediately got into a petty passive aggressive territory bitch fight with Josh, the other gay man in the team. Gay recognises gay <3

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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who was going to tell me the queen died

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DYKE!