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daslary 10 months
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Ava, throwing her head into Beatrice's lap:聽Tell me I'm pretty!
Bea, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying that's what you are.
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daslary 11 months
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Touraine: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Luca: What?
Touraine: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN鈥橳 MISS YOU.
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daslary 11 months
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Gil, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Luca, not looking up from her book: Really? Touraine, why didn鈥檛 you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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daslary 11 months
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Luca, holding a rock: Touraine just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Sabine: If you don't marry her, I will.
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daslary 11 months
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Touraine: So you like cats?
Luca: Yeah.
Touraine: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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daslary 1 year
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Echo: Genevieve has only knocked me out three times this week. Our relationships is really developing.
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daslary 1 year
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Echo: Genevieve, when is your birthday?
Gen: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weakness? So you can destroy me?
Echo: ...So I know when to bake you a cake.
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daslary 1 year
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Echo: You lying cheating piece of shit!
Gen: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Echo: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING BLAKE WITH ME!
Casey, picking up the Monopoly board. I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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daslary 1 year
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Blake: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Gen: I'm a knife.
Echo, from across the room: She's a little spoon!
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daslary 1 year
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Cap: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Casey: I really care about your feelings!
Blake: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Cap, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Echo: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Gen: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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daslary 1 year
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Gen: Hey, let鈥檚 mess with Garcia, guys!
Powers: Hey, Garcia, your momma so fat-
Garcia: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.
Echo: Well, uh- your dad-
Garcia: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
Powers: The fuck-
Blake: Well then...
Gen: Stop, Blake!
Blake: Your grandparents so-
Garcia: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
Garcia: You cannot best me, mortals.
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daslary 1 year
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Gen: Time for plan G.
Powers: Don鈥檛 you mean plan B?
Gen: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Blake: What about plan D?
Gen: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Garcia: What about plan E?
Gen: I鈥檓 hoping not to use it. Echo dies in plan E.
Echo: I like plan E.
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daslary 1 year
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Keelan: I love you.
Gen: Me too.
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daslary 1 year
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Echo: Hey guys, today Keelan pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.
Echo:聽 The benefits of killing him are that I would get pushed way less.
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daslary 1 year
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Gen: Didn't you die?!
Echo: That was weeks ago. Things change.
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daslary 1 year
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Echo: I wasn鈥檛 that drunk.
Gen: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Echo: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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daslary 1 year
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Keelan: I hope she has calmed down...
Gen: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.
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