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Ah yes, the classics!

Blasphemous clones will never reach their full potential as a genre until they reach beyond ambiguously Catholic warrior-priests as protagonists and embrace the wisdom of the van art wizard.

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Did I unexpectedly tear up when reading this? Yes, yes I did.

From Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin

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Existential consequences be damned!

Started work in the 2nd spell I ever designed for my game

The "Life" rune can be used to make any object come to life

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A much-requested addition to Eat God which ended up taking surprisingly few words to address.

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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The Greatwyrm Patron | The Warlock Patron so obviously missing this is the 7 billionth take this afternoon

PDFs of this and more can be found over on at my Patreon here! I release everything for free, so your support makes this possible

As a gift to everyone, I give the clearly absent warlock patron from the PHB. The familiars go

Archfey: pixie

Fiend: Quasit, and Imp (though, really just imp, since the fiend patron is clearly infernal in nature)

Great Old One: ???

???: Pseudodragon

Maybe I should make a goo familiar one of these days. Hmm… Admittedly, a dragon is not an otherworldly entity, but it's power kind of is, and that's what make them so dangerous, besides, the undying/undead isn't necessarily otherworldly either

Awesome Presence

What would a warlock want from their patron? I presumed their terrifying power, which is most mechanically expressed through its frightful presence. This is rather similar to the archfey's beguiling presence feature, and indeed a stronger version of it. To which I agree. But I also think that charming or fearing someone for a round once per rest isn't very appealing even at 1st level.

Treasure Sense

Not a very strong power, but definitely one I feel like you would get from a dragon.

Elemental Potency

This one's possibly a little bit strong, but magical great weapon fighter seemed fun, and I didn't really feel like stepping on the elemental adept feat's toes, especially since it very much would compliment this subclass

Dragonwrought Protection

Once again, I feel like an immensely old dragon of otherworldly might would probably have more affinity to their element than merely being immune to it, and this seems like an interesting gift for their warlocks that get this far.

Dracomorphosis

You came asking for draconic power, what more would you want than to become an actual dragon. Yes, I would probably give a revised dragon sorcerer something similar

Dragon Shape

I was never a fan of the draconic transformation spell. Sure, it makes you dragony-er, but for a spell that says it will transform you into a dragon, it doesn't really do that. So instead, a spell that polymorphs you into a young dragon. Why young? To both limit the power level, but also because most PCs aren't old enough to be adult dragons. I also specifically wanted it to be a 5th level spell, so I could give it to dragon themed subclasses. Why only druid? Because turning into the most powerful natural predator seems like a very druidy thing to do. I could make an arguement for wizards, but unless you were a dragon sorcerer, your magic wouldn't really encourage you to become one.

And now to plug my stuff. I release homebrews weekly over on my Patreon. Anyone who pledges $1 or more per post don't have to wait a month to see them, and also help fund my being alive habit.

At the moment, they have exclusive access to the following:

Breaking and Exiting

Dungeon Delver's Survival Guide

Oath of Integrity

Path of Iron

I also have three classes, and a splatbook over on DriveThrueRPG to check out:

The Rift Binder. A class specialising in summoning monsters and controlling the battlefield.

The Witch Knight. A class that combines swords and sorcery in the most literal way.

The Werebeast. A class that turns you into a half beast to destroy your foes.

d'Artagnan's Adventurer Almanac. A compendium of races, subclasses, feats, spells, monsters and more!

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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

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But how many sales will I get for and ad that reads: "D&D 5e, but not mismanaged by Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast"?

The ad copy: "An innovative, rules-light tabletop RPG system with a unique, post-apocalyptic science-fantasy setting and mechanics that put player creativity in charge!"

The game: Literally just Dungeons & Dragons with a couple of mildly unusual playable species and seven ability scores instead of six.

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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Good description! Say it louder for the idiots in the back!

Asexuality is a Spectrum. Asexuality is NOT Celibacy.

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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled

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Today's aesthetic: cosmic horror tabletop RPGs from the 1980s whose creators wrote the "madness rules" by simply plagiarising a list of disorders and their descriptions from the DSM-II and turning it into a d100 lookup table, except the DSM-II still listed "homosexuality" as a mental disorder (it wasn't removed until the DSM-III), with the result that there are several published tabletop RPGs where there's a small but non-zero chance that seeing Cthulhu will make you gay.

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My god! It's finally been done! The magic has been gathered!

when you cut out your 76 cleric spells , laminate them , cut them out again and then put them in a magic the gathering deckbox

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Justice Domain | Be the huntsman of the gods!

PDFs of this and more can be found over on at my Patreon here! I release everything for free, so your support makes this possible

I am justice, I am the night, I am Clericman!

Or something like that. I don't know, I just work here.

Thrill of the Chase

Arresting someone requires that you catch up to them first. This should help. Feel free to stack this with monk unarmoured movement, haste, and tabaxi feline agility to get 480 foot movement at level 19

Channel Divinity: Divine Judgement

How to make a very specific but thematic channel divinity generally useful? Give it damage and vague parameters.

Hunting Pack

Now you can have a party of speed demons, hurray!

Potent Spellcasting

Anyone else really bored by the fact that clerics only ever get two of these?

Mass Judgement

Targeting a criminal enterprise one at a time is rarely a useful thing, let's speed up the process slightly, shall we?

And now to plug my stuff. I release homebrews weekly over on my Patreon. Anyone who pledges $1 or more per post don't have to wait a month to see them, and also help fund my being alive habit.

At the moment, they have exclusive access to the following:

The Greatwyrm Patron

Breaking and Exiting

Dungeon Delver's Survival Guide

Oath of Integrity

I also have three classes, and a splatbook over on DriveThrueRPG to check out:

The Rift Binder. A class specialising in summoning monsters and controlling the battlefield.

The Witch Knight. A class that combines swords and sorcery in the most literal way.

The Werebeast. A class that turns you into a half beast to destroy your foes.

d'Artagnan's Adventurer Almanac. A compendium of races, subclasses, feats, spells, monsters and more!

#d&d 5e #subclasses #d&d #d&d homebrew #d&d5e #cleric #divine domain #justice