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couldnt figure a way to slot this into the last post so here it is on its own. i Rly love any content where franziska takes to trucy Let Her Be An Aunt

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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*Only referring to the BDSM dynamic, nothing to do with penetration.

#sub ass website

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yeah Im amab... assigned MONSTER at birth... I clutch half my face RRRARRGHH... I CANT... CONTROL IT... my eyes start glowing daemon fire and I grow wings one angle one devil and I grow one horn and and claws and a tail and my teeth get big and sharp and my arms and legs are stained black red

BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER ELF GF: fight this my love... it isn't you...

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

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#pestilence #bg rehab center

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

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*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn't see you there i was just hitting my sword against things

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Why is this so true? 🤨

Credit to @perpetualgrouch on tiktok

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immunities and weaknesses

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I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.

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spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

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it goes both ways

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i am completely normal about them

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.