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a bit self-indulgent edward nashton headcanons bc im going insane and i have to share my though with the world

- he guessed the joker’s riddle wrong. joker didn’t mean to call himself his „friend”, he literally introduced himself as „ the joker” - the card. the less you have the more one is worth (jokers in a deck of cards) (but maybe im overthinking this lol)

- his teeth are not taken care of. the orphanage did not provide proper dental care for the children, so his teeth are crooked and he has a few cavities. he would like to get braces but still can’t afford it

tw: self harm mention in the next one

- he self harms (honestly thats canon, in the year one comic we see him as a child and his hands with very prominent bite marks). he also punches walls (implied in the batman movie when he slaps a wall in his cell in the asylum)

- he stims (in the year one comic he thinks to himself „stop chewing on your glasses, edward”) and is autistic (literally gets called „rain man” in the year one comic) but undiagnosed due to his financial situation and fear of any doctors (my personal headcanon, but also implied considering how the medical staff at the orphanage treated kids)

- cannot cook to save his life. he buys pre-made food or makes really bad watery soups so he can put them in cups and drink them while working

- usually keeps his nails a little longer. he picks at his skin a lot so it annoys him when his nails are very short

- has ocd (implied in the year one comic (intrusive thoughts) and in the movie (compulsive writing))

- has anxiety (pretty much canon)

- doesn’t really listen to music, he prefers podcasts (canonically listens to a motivational podcast in year one) and audiobooks

- usually wears a few layers of clothing. he’s usually cold and also insecure about his body. (i love his year one cardigan)

- really likes animals, especially dogs. he likes how they don’t leave their owners and are always on their side. would like to have a dog but can’t (obvious reasons)

- has very big trouble managing his emotions (canon) and gets incredibly upset when something doesn’t go his way, even the small things

tw: animal abuse mentioned in the next one

- has a fear of water and drowning (might be from that one time when the guy at the orphanage forced him to drown a rat)

- doesn’t really know how to take care of himself due to childhood neglect

- has nightmares every night. after seeing the batman in real life they stopped for a while (he’d just have no dreams at all and occasionally a very distorted fever dream, but still not a nightmare), but he still kept repeatedly waking up in the middle of the night

alright thats it for now, i might edit the post and add more later or idk😭

#ouhh… #eddie nashton

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long time no see my friends. university starts up again soon. what do you guys think eddie’s favorite class was in college…

#edward nashton #dano riddler #eddie nashton #the riddler year one

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spot the difference

#paul dano #danonation #danocel original

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i miss paul where is he

#paul dano

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young edward nashton did snow angels every winter at the orphanage

#edward nashton #dano riddler #dano!riddler #the riddler year one

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#paul dano #pierre bezukhov #war and peace

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sometimes i remember paul dano listens to mitski and it reminds me he’s just a girl living in new york

#paul dano #danocel original

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what happens if i’m into batman 2022 and twilight at the same time. does robert pattinson drop down from a helicopter and shoot me in the head

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sorry for not being active guys i’ve got a real busy schedule with crying at 2:00, self deprivation at 3:00, nap at 4:00, and hating myself at 5:00

#danocel original #it’s facing the horrors season

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this shirt stays ON during sex. and also this jacket. and everything else. we're not having sex

#asexual realness #danocel rb

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he looks like shane dawson

don’t say this is about paul dano…

#danocel inbox

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sometimes i think im like carmy but in reality im cousin

#the bear #the bear fx #carmy berzatto

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he is so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#paul dano #pierre bezukhov #war and peace #pookie! #danocel original

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i’ve rewatched the batman so many times whenever i hear paul’s voice i think he’s about to say his riddler monologue

#paul dano

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that’s paul dano 🙂 he’s the spider 🙂🙂

#paul dano #spaceman

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intro page 🕺

you can call me cat or danocel, i don’t really care

i’m 19 and i use she/her

i love love looooove paul dano.

i mainly talk about paul dano, his characters, and arkhamverse ❤️‍🔥

i can write, please send me things :)

send me anything whenever! send me your current thought, ask me about my favorite paul characters, send me things :)

thanks for coming to my ted talk

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rewatched the fabelmans today and i’m sorry steven spielberg for the thoughts i have about your movie dad

#paul dano #danocel original #burt fabelman