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danamii · 2 years
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lmaooo he dead
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danamii · 2 years
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Okay, I saw this on TikTok, and I have to say I feel 💯% better about my chubby self after this. My dude... Bless You!
Hopefully it helps others like me feel better about their thick, life saving thighs, too!😆
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danamii · 2 years
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Confession:
I’m scared of being forgotten…
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danamii · 2 years
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gonna quit my job and move to some random town and open up an ice cream parlor called I SCREAM and it's only open from dusk til dawn and the flavors are all spooky names like MONSTER MASH MANGO and BLOODY ORANGE and ROTTING CORPSES & CREAM and EXISTENTIAL DREAD and i'll only be seen at night except for occasional daytime appearances where i wear dark sunglasses and long flowing coats and people will ask me what my favorite flavor is and i'll say "oh no, i don't actually partake in...eating..." and they'll all think i'm a vampire but i'm really just lactose intolerant.
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danamii · 2 years
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MONEY CAN COME TO YOU IN MULTIPLE WAYS. STOP THINKING THE ONLY WAY TO GET MONEY IS BY GETTING A JOB. If you want money, be open to it coming from anywhere. LITERALLY.
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danamii · 2 years
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danamii · 2 years
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Alive still.
Been in the hospital since the beginning of January.
Missing 80 percent of my stomach now
Miserable but alive
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danamii · 2 years
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Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.
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danamii · 2 years
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how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way
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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…
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danamii · 2 years
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danamii · 2 years
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Let bi boys date girls
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danamii · 2 years
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ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"
i sure hope not
who's to say
that's between me and God
i'll tell you for $100
i don't think so, why?
probably, not sure though
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Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great… You have no power over me.
LABYRINTH (1986) dir. Jim Henson
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