dadenglish-blog

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this is the last post i will make on this blog.

i don't really have much to say to be honest, because i typed it all up already.

you can see it if you go to the front page of this blog.

i'm sorry that i may have let you down by becoming inactive, but i hope this makes up for it even the smallest little bit.

thank you.

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*steals your bike and runs off, then steals your boat, puts the bike in, and swims off*

I DO NOT OWN A BOAT THOUGH.

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What are trips in the car like with the kids?

THEY'RE... AN EXPERIENCE, THAT'S FOR SURE.

#Anonymous

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FOR THOSE OF YOU ASKING, NO, THE KEYBOARD STILL DOES NOT WORK PROPERLY.

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hello mister english i wrote a song and dance for you ok OH DADLISH (CLAP CLAP) U SOOO FRICKIN KAWAII (TWIRLS IN A CIRCLE) I WOULD LOVE TO!!! (WIGGLE) BE YOUR FRIIIIEND (TWERKS VIOLENTLY)

OH MY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

WE CAN BE FRIENDS IF YOU WANT.

#mistergoodheavens

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“MY CHILDREN ARE MOTHERFUCKING PRECIOUS”

hi

#epilepsy warning #FAMILY PORTRAITS

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take the kids out for a spin! as in take them yanno shopping and stuff dont use them as slaves

I WOULD NEVER USE MY CHILDREN AS SLAVES! FRANKLY, I AM QUITE UPSET THAT YOU WOULD EVEN SUGGEST THAT!

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TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER SHOPPING

I WOULD IF I KNEW WHERE SHE RAN OFF TO THIS TIME.

I REALLY DO NEED TO KEEP A BETTER EYE ON MY CHILDREN.

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(i'm gonna change this blogs url so if you wanna show me something you can tag it with something that actually works,)

#ooc posts

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mitunas-imagination replied to your post: Did you celebrate the human Halloween with Calliope and Caliborn? If so, what did you do?

were you ralph

YES.

CALLIOPE WAS VANELLOPE AND CALIBORN WAS KING CANDY.

#mitunas-imagination

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*intense rapping*

THANKS KIKUO.

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how the heck is calliope related to you. it says dad of the year but dad to who??? is calliope your daughter??? aren't you her brother too??? ddaughter sister ?/ whwat

I AM CALLIOPE'S FATHER.

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Did you celebrate the human Halloween with Calliope and Caliborn? If so, what did you do?

ACTUALLY YES, WE DID CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN!

WE ALL DRESSED AS CHARACTERS FROM THE DISNEY MOVIE "WRECK IT RALPH." I HAVE A PICTURE SOMEWHERE, BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND IT RIGHT NOW.

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(ehy am i allowed to change my url on this blog)

#ooc posts

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(ah it looks like most of the people i follow are offline now and i dont have many more messages i can answer so i will be switchin back to my main blog sorry that i didn't stay for too long vnv)

#ooc post #the url is undyingumbrage if u wanna hmu

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HOW CAN YOU OUT-DRINK ME WHEN I'M ALREADY BEER?

THAT'S A GOOD JOKE, ANONYMOUS FRIEND. THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT

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Thirsty eh? Why not sit and treat yourself to a beer.

I THINK I JUST MIGHT.