I tried so hard to write tonight but it’s hot and I’m tired from the work week so I managed 3 sentences and now I am wrapping myself in a blanket burrito.
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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Should I post something in the main tags kindly telling people to shut up y/n
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hi wayne will u draw karl heisenberg 4 me because im ur favorite person ? thanks ^^
anything for you sir i guess
i wanted to draw something different but apparently i can only draw bust portraits of a mildly concerned character. oh well, next time for sure
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it
You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u
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Oh, won't you come with me where the moon is made of gold?
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(pattern link under cut!)
Ravelry
Etsy
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Ruth comes out of her well to shame mankind.
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I feel like playing Zoo Tycoon. Good thing I still have the list of cheat codes I printed 20 years ago
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
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Hell body hell body hell body
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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing
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Favorite Magneto.
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Long days require long Sleeps
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