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Gay culture is ordering a pumpkin spice latte just because the cute barista recommended it for you

#how do things like this even happen #howwwww

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Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

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well I’ve been on this utter hellsite for a good year now how fun

(over on @crobbo-draws I’m doing inktober oioi)

(yes that was a shameless promo I’m so sorry)

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Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.

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I love the Les Amis, I mean you’ve got Angel Ass, Grand Air, Care For Your Rock, Comb Fair, Bus Weight, Jolly, Fairly, Grave Douche, Bar Whore Hell, Jay Hand, and Marrying Us Point Mercy

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today is bisexuality day

and I just really wanted to say to every single bisexual person that you are loved and wanted and valid

and even if you don’t feel it, even if you feel like everything is against you and everyone else is telling you how to think, how to feel, how to love

just remember that you are the only one that can define how you think, how you feel and how you love

you are amazing and I’m so so proud of all of us

keep loving and being you and honestly? don’t give two shits about other people because only you know who you are

and you’re fucking perfect

#bisexual #bisexuality #bisexual pride #bisexual pride day #bisexuality day #bi visibility day #lgbt #lgbtq #pride #love #sorry this is so cringey but I really had to say it

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very true very true

The second sentence of Les Misérables starts with “Although it has no direct bearing on the tale we have to tell” and I think that kind of sets the tone for the whole book

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sooo I kinda started an art-ish account - i'll mostly be drawing les mis characters so feel free to follow!! @crobbo-draws

(this is just a sketch so pls excuse the not-so-great-ness!!)

hi! I’m starting this art account because I love (1) to draw and (2) les mis

so I thought I’d share some (mostly) doodles on here - will mostly be les mis characters but I would love to do requests and such

I will try to post regularly-ish (!!)

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At 4.20 am I saw a spider in my room and tweeted this???

#meeee #nothing has ever been more me tbh

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a friendly powerpoint by tumblr user notboldlygoing explaining why e/R is so hecking sad

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she had a face straight outta magazine, god only knows but you’ll never leave her.

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If you publicly and unreservedly condemn the actions of Nazis in Charlottesville and elsewhere, including everything from quiet hate speech to vehicular terrorism, can you please reblog this post.

I think a few friends, a few followers, every Jew who happens across this post and my own heart could do with knowing that there are more of you out there than there are of them

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Today’s Marius Monday is brought to you by: when you both have a crush on Cosette

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this is mine so I am Unsure™ of where I stand in this friendship.

my dear and thoughtful friend made the squad some cards. on the left is bethany’s. on the right is mine. I feel loved.

#tbh that is some nice 'art.' tho #I do like it

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k then cyan

@crobbo-robbo your children will hate u - do u really think I’ve ever met somebody named cyan I’m not friends with a sentient printer

I did once read a Pokemon fic where there was a oshawott named cyan but it’s a far better name for a seal-looking thing than a human

#yes yes it's an awful name but that's the point #cyan... is a nice colour

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harry potter rated by mentions of goats

philosopher’s stone: mentioned that a bezoar can be obtained from the stomach of a goat which would be pretty solid except its mentioned in the context of snape being a dick to some eleven year olds. the goats didn’t give up their magic healing kidney stones for this. 3/10

chamber of secrets: no mentions. 0/10

prisoner of azkaban: no mentions. 0/10

goblet of fire: both karkaroff and young dumbledore are described as having goatees, a type of facial hair that, unless you’re idris elba or brad pitt or someone, is probably best left to goats. first mention of my main man aberforth and his fondness for goats, though unfortunately phrased in a way that convinced half the readers he fucked a goat. 5/10

order of the phoenix: a nice bit foreshadowing in which the hogs head smells like goats. unfortunately, there’s also a mention of the giants eating dead goats. a harrowing image. -5/10

half-blood prince: harry reads the half-blood prince’s tip about bezoars and with some truly stunning information retention, remembers what snape said about them being an antidote to most poisons + coming from the stomach of a goat in their first ever potions lesson. i am so proud of him. harry uses this totally unprecedented feat of academic success to flunk out on doing any actual work and piss off hermione. worth noting that harry also uses a bezoar to save ron’s life, begging the question, would the wizarding world be ruled by voldemort and all of our faves be dead if it wasn’t for goats? the answer is yes. a monumental achievement for goats everywhere. we owe them so much. 20/10

deathly hallows: aberforth and his fondness for fiddling with goats returns. he apparently throws goat dung at people in times of stress- what a guy. a goat patronus saves the day by looking kinda like a stag if you squint a bit. aberforth reminisces about feeding the goats with ariana. a touching, bittersweet moment. all around a pretty good time for goats. 10/10