Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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Not me quoting the IRS for an English essay
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Nothing sparks more creativity than a project I haven’t started and a 7:30am deadline
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YOU ARE GORGEOUS
YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??
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THAT'S RIGHT.
fourteen dollar
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Fainting is like teleporting but you can only teleport to the floor.
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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
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Gamer cats
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Honey get the fly swatter the fairies are back
faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
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My parents recorded the Telemundo version of the Macys thanksgiving parade. We can’t speak Spanish.
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I just love watching the most gruesome bloody murder in a movie then immediately cutting to a festive cereal commercial
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Scouts complaining about it being hot outside at the national jambo (85 degrees)
***scoffs in Texas***
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Just a reminder to you folks to water your pool every now and again
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Do not eat the candy you find in the car cushions. It’s cursed
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Bagels are just more formal donuts
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