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“A Zombie movie that never ends” Like a lot of people, I love reading The Walking Dead and I’m not always sure why. 

I wrote this article about The Walking Dead, horror, and Sartre.

#the walking dead #sartre #noel carroll #robert kirkman

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Part 2 of 2

previous Aliens hate

#aliens #alien #ellen ripley #james cameron #ximena gallado c #c jason smith

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part 1 of 2

previous Alien love

#Alien #ridley scott #ellen ripley #ximena gallardo c #c jason smith

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aw yiss

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When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Beck - Loser

#I am way too proud of myself for this #radiohead #thom yorke #barack obama

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6. Paul Walker

Every halfwit on Twitter rushed to make jokes about how ironic it was that a man who gained fame through a film series about reckless, irresponsible street racing should die in a car crash, in a phenomenon that might well have been hashtagged #2fast2soon. This is about ironic as porn star John Holmes contracting and dying of AIDS, you chuckleheads. That is, it isn’t. It’s either a coincidence or a consequence, depending on whether his fast-driving film persona bled into his real life. Irony is a situation that’s the opposite of what might have been expected—for instance, a man named Walker dying while driving.

(The Ten Most Dead People of 2013)

Between this and The Year In Band Names, Christmas is starting to become an afterthought for me in terms of anticipated winter events.

#peter lynn #irony #alanis morrisette #paul walker #2013

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Good Christmas.

#now i have a machine gun #this IS christmas music

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dumb joke

#mr freeze #arnold schwarzenegger #business cards #puns

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Who knew Jay did that much research?

Japanese Spider-Man defeated a truck.

#chris sims #jay pinkerton #spider-man #fappo!

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Youtube comments found in the wild, underneath a video that had nothing to do with Adam Carolla.  I kinda want to meet this guy, so I could try and suss out how it is that he actually exists,

#adam carolla #youtube comments #juggalos #insanity

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Grant Morrison wins metafiction.

#animal man #grant morrison #wile e. coyote #looney tunes

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Never listen to any bands whose members wear hats onstage.

#the lumineers #really any number of bands but I saw their video months ago and I'm still angry #morality

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- Bookstore in Toronto

#the riddler #edward nigma #business card #cryptography #street art #graffiti

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what is it called when you have Seasonal Affective Disorder for every season?

#just asking for a friend

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(Freak Dance)

#freak dance #matt besser #michael cassady #ucb #upright citizen's brigade #angela trimbur #megan heyn #sam riegel

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This is just an old bootleg of Zach Galifianakis doing an early version of Between Two Ferns at Comedy Death Ray that I found on AST. Since megaupload no longer exists and I wanted to share it with friends, I figured I'd post it to youtube.  Feat: Brody "YES!" Stevens and Michael "George Prefix" Cera.

#zach galifianakis #michael cera #brody stevens #between two ferns #comedy death ray #comedy bang! bang! #scott aukerman #ucb #upright citizen's brigade #aspecialthing

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This is why I love used bookstores.  Aaron Sorkin ain't got shit on this.

#The Newsroom #The newsroom cbc #cbc #ken finkleman #george findlay #jeremy hotz #kevorkian