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crazylurkercatlady · 6 months
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I keep seeing people saying Rolan has to be 35+ bc he has laugh lines etc..
First of all Astarion was turned when he was 37, meaning he should physically appear like late teens to early twenties and yet....(Using him to show that Larian is either bad at making characters look their ages or know that trauma ages the fuck outta people)
Also, I'm 27 with laugh lines, saggy boobs, dry skin and permanent eye bags all of which I've had since I was in my early twenties. My younger sister has gray hair (she also has 4 kids but still) why? Because stress and trauma age you (also natural aging or whatever)
Rolan is a tiefling in a world that's not particularly warm towards tieflings. He's basically been raising Cal and Lia since he was a kid and trust me younger siblings will give you gray hairs.
Feel free to put the exact age you hc in the tags.
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crazylurkercatlady · 7 months
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😳 ... yes
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crazylurkercatlady · 7 months
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Sucker for a redemption arc!
Voters build my Dark Urge Character poll 1
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crazylurkercatlady · 7 months
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Most Durge playthroughs I sees are Dragonborn, I'd love to see something different. Maybe a half Drow or Deep Gnome.
Voters Build My Dark Urge Character poll 2
(I already have characters for the races/sub races not included)
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crazylurkercatlady · 7 months
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Decided I need to make a BG3 playthrough where Tav is based on Eddie Munson...
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crazylurkercatlady · 8 months
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GREEN!! Sorry..i just don't see enough green dragon ancestors sorcerers
I'm gonna make a Mephistopheles Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer Tiefling in BG3
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crazylurkercatlady · 8 months
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I come here now humbly to reiterate, "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
And I just know Sweetie's gonna demand they take Jason in!
Turning Point
Note 1: I got the idea for this chapter late last night and resisted the urge to work on it then because I was still fleshing it out. Also, I will be ignoring some "canon" information like the Killer Croc file, etc because I didn't care for the canon version. Faceclaim: Ethan Cutkosky as Jason Todd Pairing: Bruce Wayne x GN!Reader (Sweetie) Warnings: Violence, descriptive child abuse, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, vague reference of disturbing images on a bad guy's laptop. Sweetie as an alternative to Y/N (for those new to the series)
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Jason pocketed the key the baker had given him the night before. He'd been scared out of his mind when Batman had shown up. It had been difficult to eat with Batman staring him down, expression entirely unreadable. But the baker had practically dragged the dubbed Demon of Gotham out of the kitchen.
Jason had a talent for moving without being detected. It was a skill he'd been forced to develop early on. So, quietly moving to the doorway the pair had ducked out, Jason began to listen in. They were whispering, clearly not wanting him to hear their conversation. Too late for that.
"He's a kid. I sincerely doubt he's going to kill me if I give him a place to hide out whenever he needs it." The baker had scoffed.
"You can't guarantee that, Sweetie. You don't know anything about him. He broke in. With a crowbar clearly he planned on using it on something." Batman's response made Jason cringe. He never planned on hurting anyone but he hadn't done himself any favors bringing something that could be considered a weapon.
"Pfft, yeah, on my display case! Bruce, I get that you're worried about me. And that's sweet and all. But this kid needs help!" It was at that moment that Jason realized why the baker had looked so familiar. He kicked himself for not remembering sooner. This was Bruce Wayne's newfound love.
But now he knew Bruce Wayne's secret. He took learning Batman's secret identity as his cue to slink back to his seat before his eavesdropping could be discovered. The adults had returned, seemingly unaware of the fact that Jason had overheard crucial information.
After he'd finished eating, the baker, whom he'd later learned to call Sweetie, had handed Jason a pair of keys. They'd explained the copper-colored one was to the bakery and the silver one was to their loft upstairs. They'd told him if he ever got hungry again or just needed a place to hang out for a while, he could let himself in, in a less destructive way, whenever he wanted.
Jason had been confused as to why this complete stranger was so interested in helping him. He'd expected to get hit when he'd been discovered in the bakery. And instead, they'd fed him, given him access to the bakery and their own loft, and had stood up for him to Batman.
He had just slipped out of the bakery for the second time after having been fed yet again by Sweetie and hanging around for what he assumed was long enough for his stepmother and her boyfriend to be passed out before he got home.
Boy was he wrong. As Jason slipped into the run-down apartment and began to silently make his way to his bedroom, his stepmother's boyfriend, Clay, stepped out of the kitchen, right in front of him, with a beer can in hand. Jason froze, hoping Clay wouldn't notice him. Again his hopes were dashed.
Confusion and surprise briefly flashed over Clay's face, followed immediately by anger.
"Where the fuck have you been, you little shit?!" At the man's yelling, Jason took a defensive stance, preparing for Clay's fist to come flying.
Then his stepmother, Sheila, came staggering out of the living room. "S'going on, baby?" She muttered, glazed-over eyes barely registering Jason's presence.
"Your shithead kid finally dragged his ass in! He has no respect for you or me, waiting so long before he finally shows up!" Clay snarled, stepping close enough to Jason to make the boy grimace at his foul breath.
"The fuck have you been?" Sheila demanded, glaring at Jason.
"Nowhere. I-" Jason's attempt at an excuse was interrupted by Clay's fist making contact with his browline, knocking him down to the floor. The blow made it impossible for Jason to register what Clay was yelling at him now. But he could take a guess.
Steeling himself, Jason kicked out at Clay's shin. Knocking the drunken man's leg out from under him. He attempted to scramble backward up the stairs but Clay was on top of him at a surprising speed.
Another punch, this time to his nose, and Jason silently wished it wouldn't be broken later. Followed by Clay's meaty hands wrapping around Jason's neck. Jason lashed out with both his hands and his feet, making contact on numerous occasions. But it was futile. Clay was too amped up on whatever drugs he'd taken to notice any pain now.
Jason could faintly hear Sheila screaming at Clay to let him go, not out of concern for Jason but out of worry that Clay would go to prison for killing him. Jason's vision was getting spotty and he was certain he was either going to day or at least black out and be left on the floor overnight like last time.
Then suddenly Clay's weight and hands were off of him. It became easier to breathe so Jason moved onto his hands and knees and began taking deep gasping breaths. They were a bit painful but Jason didn't care. He could barely make out the sounds of a scuffle behind him but the blood pumping in his ears drowned out most of the commotion.
Finally, once it became less of a chore to breathe and his heart rate, vision, and hearing returned to normal, Jason realized that someone had saved him. He had an inkling of who it was and the sight of his stepmother and her unconscious boyfriend bound a few feet away confirmed it. He heard the sound of laptop keys clacking in the other room. He followed the sound to the living room, where Clay kept his laptop hidden in the locked coffee table drawer.
There was Batman, typing away. Obviously looking for something to gain Clay further charges.
"How did you..." He started, wincing at the scratching in his throat. He rubbed his neck, hoping the swelling would lessen.
"Did you really think I wouldn't keep an eye on you after your little break-in last night?" Batman responded, not even bothering to look at Jason.
Jason watched him for a second, thinking how odd it was that he had the richest man in Gotham sitting on his ratty couch, using his stepmom's asshole boyfriend's laptop. The richest man in Gotham had just saved him. The richest man in Gotham had no idea that Jason knew he was Batman.
For yet another time that night, Jason was proven wrong.
"You seem to like spying on people, Jason." Batman suddenly said, again not looking away from his work on the laptop.
"Not really spying since you're in a common area of my home." If he didn't know any better, Jason could have sworn Batman chuckled at Jason's snark.
"True. But listening in on my conversation with Sweetie last night..." Bruce trailed off and Jason noted that his tone held no anger or hostility, merely amusement. Which just confused the boy even more.
Before Jason could ask or say anything else, Batman suddenly slammed the laptop closed. A sickened look on his face. Clearly, he'd seen something disturbing on Clay's laptop. Which didn't really surprise Jason. Clay would do anything for a quick buck.
Outrage soon washed over Batman's face and Jason remained rooted in place as he watched Batman storm over to Clay. Jason's eyes grew wide as Batman whipped out a red hot ring in the shape of his bat symbol and he couldn't tear his eyes away as the side of Clay's face was branded.
He only looked away when he saw blue and red lights flashing outside the window, growing closer by the second, accompanied by a chorus of sirens. When he turned back around Batman was gone.
But somehow Jason knew it wouldn't be his last encounter with Gotham's guardian.
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crazylurkercatlady · 8 months
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I'd say lone wolf! I can't wait until Clark realizes the truth 😂 ❤
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crazylurkercatlady · 8 months
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I am such a simp for protective Nick!! Love this!!
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Imagine being a fairy type Wesen and Nick's s/o and him finding out you've been getting death threats over your relationship with him.
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“What do you mean you have been getting death threats?” Nick said taking a step closer to where you sat at the table to sit across from you.
“It’s not a big deal Nick, I knew there would be…repercussions to being with you and I accepted that.”
“Well, I don’t.” He said shaking his head and pursing his lips.
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crazylurkercatlady · 8 months
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Imagine after Negan and the Saviors find you taking care of a few toddler and infant relative alone, they take you in and you  gain Negan's interest & desire with how dedicated of a worker you are.
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He knew you were a hard worker considering the conditions he found you in. How you managed to feed, protect, and take care of yourself; let alone the kids and toddlers he had found you with was beyond him. Now that you were under his protection it was like the drive to do the same for everyone in his camp became your mission. That is what initially sparked his interest. Then he had talked with you. Discovered your dark humor, your ability to take no shit from his men; and he wasn’t going to lie, the way you filled out a pair of jeans turned that spark of interest into roaring desire.
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crazylurkercatlady · 8 months
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Thanks so much!! I love this!! The characters, the reasons, everything it's all just absolute perfection
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𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 @crazylurkercatlady
↳ ship exchange
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-͟͟͞☆ I ship you with Elijah! Literally, the first person I thought of when I was reading your chart was Elijah. You're looking for a secure relationship and put a lot of thought into the people you care about. Elijah exemplifies the principles of a gentleman. He will always respect you and show you love when you don't feel it yourself. When you decide to open up, he'll welcome it with open arms.
-͟͟͞☆ Headcanons:
Sometimes you guys go on dates and you spend the whole time talking about your hyperfixations, and Elijah absolutely loves it (he loves anything you care about).
He mentioned wanting to learn about a specific thing once, so you got him a book all about it with all your notes scribbled in the margins. He almost cried (but he didn't bc it's Elijah and he never shows emotions smh. btw you should work with him on that)
-͟͟͞☆ Tropes:
doesn't talk to anyone (him) x talks to everyone (you)
responsible parents
-͟͟͞☆ Playlist:
manta rays chloe moriondo
at last etta james
lovesong beabadoobee
labyrinth taylor swift
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-͟͟͞☆ I ship you with Allison Argent! At first, you might find Allison abrasive because of her strong beliefs and courageous attitude, but you'll learn to appreciate it as you respect the fact that she stands up for what she believes in. She's an incredibly welcoming person though, and enjoys hearing about your hobbies and seeing the art you create. You'll feel wholly protected with her around.
-͟͟͞☆ Headcanons:
You introduced Allison to some of your favorite video games, but she got way too competitive and everybody agreed it was best if she didn't play them again.
If you go to a party, you guys have a secret code for when you feel overwhelmed and want to leave. It makes you feel welcome.
-͟͟͞☆ Tropes:
"you annoy me but also i kinda want to kiss you"
you fell first, but they fell harder
-͟͟͞☆ Playlist:
save me remy zero
house song searows
still into you paramore
gold rush taylor swift
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-͟͟͞☆ I ship you with the Tenth Doctor! Literally so perfect for each other. Oh, you want to both go back and forth sharing whatever trivia is in your heads? You bet your ass you're doing it for hours on end. On adventures, you're always finishing each other's sentences, and getting excited over things no one seems to care about. That's okay though! Truly the only thing that matters is you have each other.
-͟͟͞☆ Headcanons:
You didn't realize how much all you wanted was for someone to hold you until you had the worst nightmare of your life and woke him up for comfort (peep my fic hehe)
You meet Sarah Jane Smith and the first thing she does is turn to the Doctor and say, "you did it. you found your perfect match."
-͟͟͞☆ Tropes:
confessed you loved them when they were unconscious
moon x sun
-͟͟͞☆ Playlist:
come on eileen dexys midnight runners
heroes david bowie
more than feeling boston
call it what you want taylor swift
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crazylurkercatlady · 8 months
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Oooh!! This is so great!! Thank you a million times over! I adore everything about this!!
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𝑆ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑓𝑜𝑟 @crazylurkercatlady.
𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐋
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𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏
𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑡𝑒𝑑𝑙𝑦, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎 𝑀𝑎𝑥𝑖𝑚𝑜𝑓𝑓! I think you two would be THE perfect couple! Like two witchy mums who everyone goes to when they feel sad or unsafe or in need of comfort. She would love you with every part of her being. No matter what you've done, she would accept you wholeheartedly.
𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
She always wakes up before you and LOVES making you breakfast in bed. It's always a range of toast and tea to pancakes and juice, to sausages and scrambled eggs with coffee. She likes trying new things with her cooking
She shows her love by doing the chores that you dislikes doing. And once you realise what she was doing, you do the same for her.
She writes you love letters all the time and leaves them around the house, in drawers, tucked beneath clothes.
Always gives you her undivided attention when you need to vent, or when you need advice or need to tell someone about how shitty everything is going.
You love gathering herbs, plants, and ingredients for witchy things. Like potions, balms and ointments. It's a bonding experience that you'll never forget. Two cauldrons, bubbling with glowing light, candles floating around you, the night sky watching through the windows. It was amazing.
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈
More Than A Woman by the Midnite String Quartet
𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔
Home Is Wherever You Are
More Alike Than Different
The Moon and Her Star
𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆
Redemption
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖
Your creativity, that you love painting, exploring, your love for books and your loyalty. There's too much about you that she loves - she can't just pick one. You have an innate otherworldliness that Wanda picked up on when you first met, like you weren't meant for earth - but here you are.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅
Thor! He really brings out your outgoing side. With him, you don't care whose in the room, because Thor can handle anything and being around him makes you feel like you could take on the world.
𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆
A mixture of Yelena, Nat, and Thor! You have to remember that you are a Leo Sun, Cancer Rising - the two most magnificent and alluring placements. People cannot help but be drawn to you. There's so much light and intuition that you possess, it's astounding.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒕
You have two birds that visit everyday that Wanda feeds from hand.
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And you have your favourite pets; two cats named Artemis & Athena.
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𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅
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𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏
𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝐼𝑠𝑎𝑎𝑐 𝐿𝑎ℎ𝑒𝑦! He is such a puppy, to me he definitely has Pisces in his chart - he's loving as well as loveable, intuitive, emotional. He seems to have the ISFJ personality type; the defender/protector. He's soft-spoken, gentle and well-mannered. I think you would feel very soft in this relationship.
𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
Whenever Isaac is feeling down, you continuously remind him that he's loved, valued and appreciated on days when he's feeling down.
Since you two would be around the same age - meaning you both know technology and how phones work. You both send each other lots of memes, Tik Toks, etc.
You constantly have to remind him of appointments, or to drink something (he's so bad at drinking water)
Daydreams about you, even though he knows he's going to see you soon. He just loves you so much.
He's always excited to plan date night, this side of him is only for you - it's special. So special to see him like this, caring so much, giving so much of himself to you.
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈
Goodnight Sweet Possums by John Powell
𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔
Pair of walking disasters who cannot function without the other
Would Die For Each Other
“I care about you!” (You) x “You shouldn’t!” (Isaac)
𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆
Everyone Knows But You Two
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖
How you don't judge him, how much thought you put into things; how much you care about those you love. You're brilliant at gift giving, able to get the absolute perfect gift (it didn't have to be expensive but what the person needs). And Isaac would start to see how others interact, what issues other people had - rather than be wrapped up in his own. You, without knowing it, make him a better person.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅
Allison and Lydia! I think you three in a sort of ... girl group, would be very interesting. You would be the one to cross the bridge between the pair, be the glue. But you would also have ties to Beacon Hills - possibly you come from a long line of family witches?
𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆
A mix of Allison, Scott and Stiles. Open-minded, quick-witted, caring, a bit of a motherly side. You care about people, you want to help others, but also like being on your own, you like your solitude.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒕
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A huge, mostly black cat with white hair. He's your familiar, and follows you almost everywhere (except into dangerous situations or when you go to the mall).
𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐘
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𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑏𝑠 𝑇𝑒𝑙𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑑! The most knowledgable, wise and witty of the Sons. I think he would be a great match for you because even though he isn't as chaotic, he's still silly and loves cracking jokes. He's humorous, and when you're together - that humour is off the charts.
𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
Chibs always has a knack for making you feel safe. Even when he isn't there, you know that you're safe. You don't mind having a Prospect over when they're doing particularly dangerous things, so long as he keeps to himself.
When Chibs is home, he gives you the best affection possible. Hugs, kisses, stroking your hair, letting you fall asleep on him, caring you to bed, forehead kisses. You'd be touch-starved no longer.
He loves having you on his bike. You're the only other person who is allowed to sit on the bike by yourself.
He's kept every promise you have ever told him and vice versa
Type of person to purchase little gifts that made Chibs think of you
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈
Hurricane by Possessed Paul James
𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔
Cautious (You) x Reckless (Chibs) he always says, "life's short sweet heart - let's make the most of it, eh?"
"You wear the pants in this relationship" (You said to him) x "oh I wish, I cannot control you at all" (His response)
Gives Necklace x Wears It Everyday No Matter What
𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆
Enemies to Lovers
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖
He loves how feral you can become. Chaotic, frenzied and hyper. He loves that energy because it makes him feel young, it makes him feel energised. You are unlike any other person he'd known. Yes you can have similarities to others, but the core of you is so interesting, the way your brain works - it blows his mind.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅
Tara! You both have a maturity that not many in this club/family do. You also cannot believe HOW she's a full-on doctor, and a full-time mother. You constantly commend her, and remind her of that. And if she ever needs help, you'll be there (somehow you do end up helping with the boys a lot.)
𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆
I think you're a mix of Tara; maturity, intelligence, kindness, Gemma; sense of self-preservation, hypervigilance, wit and self-awareness and Opie; introspective, loyal, committed and a great companion.
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒕
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You have two cats
Your first is the beautiful fluffy white one and most recently, you got a black and white kitten. Funnily enough, they actually get on very well. Chibs isn't much of a dog person, and actually likes cats a lot.
Btw I also have ADHD & Autism! I would love to hear your experiences and what has helped you. I only got my diagnosis a few months ago, but everything seemed to make so much more sense. Everything I used to get painfully in trouble for, was actually a response from my brain that I could not control. Knowing that has brought up so much emotion from me and it's hard.
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crazylurkercatlady · 8 months
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gorgeous!! Love it so much!! 🥰 Thank you!!
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@crazylurkercatlady.
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