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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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you were
the wings
to my
ranch dressing
-rupi kaur
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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imagine being single lmao
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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my head itchy
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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i want to shove my tounge down my boyfriends throat im horny and ready to fucking DIE
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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i hope you all are getting the calcium you deserve
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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its 2:24 in the morning and im just now cleaning my room
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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#tbt
to when my good friend aidan explained to our entire history class what a weeaboo was
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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yall better pray for my boyfriend
me: ily
him: ???
me:
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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OH NO
OK SO BASICALLY MY FAMILY FREEZES STUFF TO MAKE IT LAST LONGER LIKE BREAD, JUICE, ETC.
WE HAVE FROZEN SAUSAGES AND WHEN I OPENED THE FREEZER ONE OF THE SAUSAGES SLIPPED AND HIT MY FOOT AND I SAID
“ow that’s one hard sausage”
AND MY MOM POKED HER HEAD OUT OF THE ROOM NEXT DOOR AND SAID
“stop talking about your boyfriend you whore”
IM GONNA SCREAM
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crabrangoof-blog · 5 years
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*whispers* ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵘᵖᶦᵈ ˢʰᵘᶠᶠˡᵉ
down down, do your dance, DO YOUR DANCE
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