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WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS

#kevamie #kevinxjamie #ao3 #ao3 kudos #WHO DID IT

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König: why arent the dishes in alphabetical order?!

Male!Reader: (loading the dishes in the dishwasher) what does that even mean?ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

#You put them in alphabetical by like the name #obviously #like cups b4 plates

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i have one month left before i am kicked out of my house, and i need help to avoid homelessness

hey yall! its me again. if you havent seen these posts before (unlikely, theyve been circulating pretty well) im delilah, and im a queer autistic plural tgirl currently living in an abusive household in texas. on june 1st 2024, i will be kicked out, and i need to be able to get a place before that so that i can avoid homelessness. my previous goal was 2000, and we hit that! but after applying for. a lot of apartments. we have been rejected from a good few of the cheap options and im going to need a bit more money to make sure i can survive the moving out process. i know youve probably seen these posts a lot, but we're reaching the final stretch, and hopefully soon i wont have to worry about this anymore.

we're going to try to get around 3000, but maybe, hopefully, we can make around 3500 to absolutely make sure moving out is possible. thank you to everyone that has donated (ESPECIALLY PUNKITT AND THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE DONATED LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, I GENUINELY LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH YOU ARE THE KINDEST PEOPLE ON THIS WORLD)

2106/3500

C*SH*PP - @delilahswagga

P*YP*L - @delilahkill

IF YOU SEE THIS POST AFTER JUNE 2024, DO NOT REBLOG IT. I DONT WANT PEOPLE SENDING ME UNDESERVED MONEY AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER

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Now Hispanic Velvette

It's the sweet-toothed dolly diva who's a strict shot on both camera and gun, and also a vampire with a blood kink for some reason! Everyone give it up for the worst boss and best porn film director of hell 👏

POV you're Velvette meeting other overlords for the first time

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scratch that

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING

Finally there's fully American accent Valentino

The psychic moth CEO of Valware Enterprises and unofficially the creepiest guy to ever perish. Certainly a choice to wear leather skirts in hell, but it's okay he has the body temperature of ice and the willpower of a fucking maniac

edit: forgot to say, of course the eyes on his wings hypnotise people. And of course he uses his powers to be an invasive species

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Adam brainrot with me

Look at this, look how big Adam is compared to Alastor (who is canonically 7 feet tall). This motherfucker must be 12 feet or over. 12 FEET OR OVER, do you realize how fucking enormous this dude must be???

He must give the best fucking hugs in the universe because if he's tall and has a dad bod, then his robe is the same. And his so much happens to look soft as fuck. And his wings, imagine being hugged by him with his wings, absolute heaven.

Speaking of his wings, those fuckers are enormous as well. So they could just swallow you whole if they wrapped around you. Like, you're the only person Adam trusts to preen his wings since he doesn't do it himself (both by their size and because he's let himself go). No, wait, what if in blood lust we start to make sure Adam is doing basic hygiene. And when I say Adam is doing it I mean us, he gets better though :) BUT, I absolutely refuse to make him get rid of his dad bod, keep him squishy.

Like, just look at his lap. It's so sittable. Like imagine that you're just sitting in Adams lap and his arms are wrapped around you lazily while his head is on your shoulder. Grinning cheekily before asking, "feel comfy babe?"

Just like, aggdjzkrbejsudjsisjsjdh I'm in love with this man.

But also, is it just me or is confused and lost Adam the funniest version of him? Like he just looks so confused in the picture and I can't get enough of it. I would love to just spew out the craziest and random shit ever said, and when I look at him, he has a horrified look on his face.

LOOK HOW HE'S HOLDING THAT BIG ASS GUITAR WITH ONE HAND LIKE IT'S NOTHING, HE COULD PICK YOU UP WITH ONE HAND IF HE WANTED TO. I want him to coddle and cosset me. He could stab me with that guitar-axe-thing and I would thank him. But in all seriousness, he would be so overprotective. He already lost his two wives to a homewrecker and he doesn't plan for it to happen again, so he's just constantly concerned and worried when he doesn't see you for a few hours. He's not controlling, just got abondonbent issues.

#SEXY ANGEL MAN

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If you use arab.org like I do please consider taking the extra 30-60 seconds to click on ALL of their causes. Palestine is important but so are the environment, refugees, children, women, and the impoverished across the middle east and it doesn't take away from Palestine to click for multiple causes. The arab world faces a lot of problems and they only get worsened by how western nations have oppressed and attacked them. Clicking is small but it generates something and overtime it does benefit the greater good. It takes all of us clicking as often as possible but we can do it! It's really easy and safe and they have proofs on their site on how they do make an impact and are donating your click money

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Imagine British Vox

iPad kid and the personal stylist you never asked for. His superpower is literally colour theory + tech support

legend says if you tag him online three times once a bloodmoon, he appears in your mirrors and calls you ugly

#my new favorite thing

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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

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you know disabled rights include the rights of disabled people to have children. regardless if those children are also disabled. any mesure to restrict disabled people from having children is simple eugenics

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#Explain please #wtf does yogurt have to do with this

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

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nvm I found the wiki

anyone know what mods afterlife uses

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anyone know what mods afterlife uses

#afterlife smp #ldshadowlady

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BRO IM BOUTTA MAKE OCS BASED ON LIZZIES AFTERLIFE SMP MOVIE

#That’s all #thanks #ldshadowlady #afterlife smp