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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

#WHY CAN YOU ONLY ENTER THE LIVING ROOM VIA THE BEDROOM

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gamer sans bath water now on sale

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We lost something as a culture when computers stopped screaming in agony as you connected them to the internet.

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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears

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tumblr is such an echo chamber i forgot about people like this

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For example, 7x3=21, 5x9=45, etc. If you do, what is it?

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#7x3=21 #she's perfect #i also hate 7x8=56 with my whole guts. it's pleasing to the eye but it gave me SO much trouble

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some of y'all are actually mad that misha collins said fag (not even in a derogatory way) but not that he's a zionist? 🤨 ok.

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Don’t look at things you know will make you angry. Don’t read the comment sections. Don’t look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they’re dumb all the time. Don’t read old conversations you had with people you don’t talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.

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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

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((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

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you know disabled rights include the rights of disabled people to have children. regardless if those children are also disabled. any mesure to restrict disabled people from having children is simple eugenics

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Remember: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

A throwback to a golden quote from one of the earlier Welcome to Night Vale episodes! Available for download as a printable over at my Patreon.

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In tge club straight up “coloring it” and by it. Haha. Well letjs just say,, my pictures

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free my man. He did all of that and will continue to do even worse, probably

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#WHEEZE #disco elysium

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worst feeling ever is when i agree with 99% of a post but then there's that 1% that makes me want to set fire to op's blog

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there are other ways to ask about your partner's aftershave