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cosmicrot · 15 hours

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#vacuuming is so SO fucking exhausting actually #and it hurts my body #but every single one of these other chores is worse #so i guess i'm vacuuming and mopping forever #reblog

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cosmicrot · 15 hours

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I believe in my heart of hearts, in the heart of the cards, in the heart of the sea, that hotel transylvania dracula fucks tremendously and you would not even need to tell him what you want or need he would just know and then you would exist in a liminal space disassociating for 37 and a half minutes directly after it's over

#i will not elaborate #idk what to tag this as #nsfw text #roasty toasty shitposty

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cosmicrot · 16 hours

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Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.

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cosmicrot · 1 day

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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

#gender #important #reblog

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cosmicrot · 1 day

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

#please i could really use it #reblog

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cosmicrot · 11 days

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#I haven't had irl friends since 2016 :(( so i'm none of these #but i love these so i want to share #reblog

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cosmicrot · 11 days

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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

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cosmicrot · 11 days

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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

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cosmicrot · 12 days

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the rest of this blog post is about the chicago cubs but these first two paragraphs are extremely powerful

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cosmicrot · 12 days

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me 95% of the time: WOW I LOVE BEING AUTISTIC!!!

me when the toe seam on my socks is sitting weird:

#autism #i am suffering i hate being autistic #i say as i love being autistic #rot.txt

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cosmicrot · 12 days

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

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cosmicrot · 12 days

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Fighting for my life trying to find a phone or tablet with a headphone jack. Fighting for my life trying to find a laptop with a cd rom. Fighting for my life trying to get more than one usb port or, god forbid, an hdmi. Fighting for my life trying to find any electronics that haven't been streamlined into flimsy chastity belts with the structural integrity of a sopping sheet of paper which require me to buy 3 extra devices (each with their own separate charging requirements) all because some silicon valley jackass somewhere decided holes were a bad thing.

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cosmicrot · 12 days

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