if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
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the world is a better place with trans women in it
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by jeremy ville
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alright, coming to a stream near you soon (for real)
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Just adopted...
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come in the water please please please i swearrrr i won’t drown you
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I don't CARE what genre your fictional world is, put a talking skeleton in it NOW
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DAAaHRLINg,
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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART
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