What’s even funnier is that there are no wild Pokémon on Pasio, so he’s had to resort to making fake Slowpoke tails from other ingredients, so he can’t even do that right.
And while he does mention that his grunts are planning on smuggling Slowpoke onto the island and farming them in secret, he himself isn’t such a fan because the process is too time consuming.
Scariest and cruellest indeed.
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, Proton 💀
blease gib johto e4 hcs and dynamics chart its the only thing I have I love em sm I need sparks to put immmmm fanficc bc the situation is so dire. (nothing exists in this fandom for my interests, this is one of the only bigger things that get. some attention.)
Absolutely here you go please enjoy. This is insanely self indulgent