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wags my stupid fucking tail. i guess

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i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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I am going to watch my shows in PEACE!!!! (They will not bring me peace, I will feel every emotion under the sun in less than an episode)

#bbc Sherlock #house md #the l word

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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The Beast that Bothers

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Yuming Li on Instagram

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The 6th sense: ominous and vague feeling in ur guts when you get an email

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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They really went there huh.

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Shinjuku Boys (1995). Tatsu, a transgender man, jokes with his barber about his changing appearance, and his newly masculine features.

TRANSCRIPT:

BARBER: So you go regularly to the hospital for your hormone injection? TATSU: [nods] BARBER: Does it hurt? TATSU: Not at all. BARBER: You have more facial hair. It must be the hormones. You’ll get a moustache soon. TATSU: I’ll look distinguished! They’ve made quite the difference. I never thought I’d change so much. Most customers say I’m like a man. BARBER: Really? TATSU: [laughing] They say, “You look like a man. You’re not cute.” BARBER: [laughs]

END TRANSCRIPT.

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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Need someone to put me in a hurt/comfort fanfic where I get tucked into bed and have all my tasks done for me.