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correctquotesbymerc · 10 hours
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Yang: I lost one of Blake's books, how long do you think I'll live? Mercury: ten Yang: ten what-? Mercury: nine
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correctquotesbymerc · 18 hours
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Emerald: Merc, back me up on this without hesitation Mercury: whatever she says she's right and fuck you Jaune Jaune: Jaune: I wasn't even in the conversation
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Mercury: why are you looking at me through a fork? Jaune: I'm pretending you're in jail Mercury: why? Jaune: it's spiritually healing
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Mercury: I love you Blake: I love you more Mercury: don't start a battle you can't fucking win
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Mercury: I only feel one emotion and it's anger Yang: last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis Mercury: out of anger
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Mercury: I think my instincts about people are much better than yours Sun: why? Mercury: well, I picked you Mercury: you, on the other hand, picked me
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Jaune: I can never tell whether you're insulting me or flirting with me Mercury: if it makes you feel any better, neither do I.
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Mercury: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Mercury: I have never felt so wanted Yang: you know, when people say that, they don't usually mean by THE LAW
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Mercury, looking at Sage: he could kill me and I'd thank him Jaune: yeah, I'd thank him too
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Mercury: we can't lose because we have this *points at his chest* Scarlet: aww we have heart? Mercury: heart? No. Me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us
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Mercury: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so baby oil… Arthur, slamming the table: Can’t we just have a nice dinner for once?
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Mercury: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same event, but from different perspectives? Hazel: I’m literally begging you to stop.
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Emerald: I think the words you're searching for are "I Surrender". Mercury: The words I'm searching for I can't say because Ocsar is present.
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Qrow: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Oscar: What if it bites me and it dies? Qrow: Then you're poisonous. Ruby: What if it bites itself and I die? Qrow: That's witchcraft. Jaune: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Qrow: That's correlation, not causation. Ren: What if we bite each other and neither of us die? Mercury: That's kinky. Qrow, shaking her head: Oh my god-
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Mercury: I love disasters~! Yang: Self love is a healthy thing.
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Nora: Out of curiosity, what number am I on your speed dial? Mercury: 7. Nora: What's 6? Mercury: Uhh, sushi place.
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