"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
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A slowly collapsing prairie home.
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List of names Rob Zombie used or referenced in House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects + where they're from:
The last name "Firefly" is from Duck Soup, 1933
Captain Spaulding -> Captain Spaulding (Animal Crackers - 1930), Ringo (Stagecoach - 1939)
Otis B. Driftwood -> Otis B. Driftwood (A Night at the Opera - 1935), Mr. Hammer (The Cocoanuts - 1929), J. Cheever (Love Happy - 1949), Quincy Wagstaff (Horse Feathers - 1932)
Baby Firefly -> Vera-Ellen (Vera-Ellen, actress/dancer known for lip syncing, who also starred in the Marx brothers film Love Happy), Baby Jane (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? - 1962), Bunny (Love Happy - 1949)
Mama Firefly -> Gloria Teasdale (Duck Soup - 1933), Eve Wilson (Marx Brothers Go West - 1940)
Rufus "RJ" Firefly -> Rufus T. Firefly (Duck Soup - 1933)
The Professor (Earl) -> The Professor (Animal Crackers - 1930)
Ravelli -> Signor Emanuel Ravelli (Animal Crackers - 1930), Ravelli (The Big Store - 1941)
Charlie Altamont -> Wolf J. Flywheel (The Big Store - 1941)
Grandpa Hugo -> Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush (A Day at the Races - 1937) (Hugo's is quite interesting since he was originally intended to be Doctor Satan, I'm assuming thats why his name was derived from a character with the Doctor title)
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Edward Munch: Variation on Blossom of Pain, 1898
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life
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Anyways, calling shoplifting “urban foraging” is very funny, a useful euphemism, should be done more often.
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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight
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the world is a better place with trans women in it
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imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what
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