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the problem with 'abolitionist' thought in general is that it produces; principally, not practical policies to be implemented by a communist party, or revolutionary committee, or worker state; but immaterial & utopian axioms like 'in a perfect world, things like this would not exist', which is variously true, because this (which exists) does not, in fact, exist in a perfect world

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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(Nsfw) This girl I used to mess around with was super rich, and when we hooked up I would blindfold her for kink reasons and also so I could steal fancy booze from her parents liquor cabinet. I stopped cuz I felt bad but then her mom said that people who couldn’t afford to buy teslas were fucking the planet up so I slid in her dms to see if I could start up again

STOP THATS SO FUNNY

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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SHOP UPDATE! :D

ALSO ARTBOOKS ARE BACK IN STOCK!

SHOP HERE

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#yeah the rough part is the part of me that enjoys/wants that self destruction and its like #i see whats going on here #and i hafta decide if i can care enough

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so i’ve realized if i get top surgery i’m gonna have my nipples removed so ive been coming up with a list of replies to say if people ever ask me where my nipples are:

“i had nipples until… the incident…”

“a piece of advice: never try to zip up your jacket in a wind storm!”

“that’s the last time i go to shirtless benihana i’ll tell you that much”

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The moldy adventures of Jerma985

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i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

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HELLO??? 'EVERYONE KNOWS THAT' IS FROM A PORNO????? OH MY GOD

#holy shit what a ride

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noelle finds slenderman

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

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You would think since its so easy to figure out sexuality for most people it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but its actually difficult difficult lemon difficult

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is there a reaction image for when strangers online talk to you with no boundaries like you're friends and you don't like it? something similar to BDG's "I am not your friend and you have no say over my body" but about these interactions specifically? or am I gonna have to edit the bdg one

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if you're transgender you have to live.