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Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile. ☆♥

i wuv you so much apri 🤍 thank u for being such a good friend and wonderful writer and person

#.ooc #.asks

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work has been back to back today thank you all for sending in memes, i'll try writing during holds if i get any time 🤍

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Questioning Sentences, Vol. 24

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Do you honestly think that now is the right time for this conversation?"

"Don't you think I know what I sounded like today? Do you think I enjoy being humiliated and laughed at like that?"

"Are you mocking me?"

"Are you watching my house?"

"Do I sense the cold silence of disapproval?"

"If we identify a UFO, does that just mean it's an FO?"

"Do you believe there's something out there?"

"Do you know the difference between order and chaos?"

"What happened to your resolution to be more accepting?"

"You hate anyone who can't do what you do, don't you?"

"Do you still believe humanity can do better?"

"Is there really ever such a thing as an accident?"

"Where have you been all my life?"

"Why are you trying so hard to get rid of me?"

"How does it feel to know that you have failed?"

"You like fighting, don't you?"

"Do you want revenge? Is that what you're thinking right now?"

"You're a smart man. You could be anywhere doing anything. Why do you do this?"

"Hey, are you experiencing an ominous sense of foreboding?"

"Are you really going to pull that trigger?"

"They all hate me. You don't hate me, do you?"

"What am I afraid of? I think the better question is what are you afraid of?"

"Have you any idea how much I've missed you?"

"How much longer are you going to drag your heels before you tell her how you feel?"

"How did they manage to get so many snobs in one place?"

"Have you thought about what you're going to do when you retire?"

"Do you think he'll be jealous?"

"Do you ever wish there was another way?"

"You're a pretty smart kid, you know that?"

"Do I strike you as someone who can't speak for herself?"

"Is there a Greek god of disappointment?"

"Aren't you a little young to be getting married?"

"Why would you say something like that?"

"When exactly was the last time you had a psych evaluation?"

"Can I ask you a personal question?"

"Do you remember the last time we danced?"

"If you can't trust your own mind, then what have you got?"

"I never knew so many books even existed. Have you read them all?"

"You'd use your gun on my mother?"

"So, how did you become a hostage?"

"We've never met before, right?"

"What are you doing here, apart from trying to avoid me?"

"What? You telling me you've never had a thing for bad boys?"

"They say you're a genius. Are you?"

"How come you always have to lead?"

"Do you enjoy threatening people?"

"Did you have a happy childhood?"

#.memes #send something silly to me

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"Yeah well... you still married me, Clemmy."

"Disgusting. You make me sick, Sherlock."

#.ic #ship.clem

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"You're right in all that, and I am. Because of it, I've learned that the more petty and angry I make you, the better."

"Why do you think being mean to me is fun? I'm your wife, and I'm super hot. You should really be more grateful."

#ship.clem #.ic

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"...Sounds like Clammy. I'd rather call you that."

OPEN.

"You know, I know it's been rumored that Clemmy is an acceptable nickname for me, but if you actually call me that, I'll be driven to violence."

#.ic #ship.clem

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𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫.

“I cut my hand while dissecting a cadaver this morning.” His face was noticeably pale as he sat on the floor with Clyde on his lap and two dark, slimy worms resting on his hand.

“I’m tending the wound as we speak, by also demonstrating that leeches can be useful in accelerating the repair of damaged tissue.“ Holding out his hand, he showed off a pair of fat leeches feeding off a deep, raw cut on his palm.

#*pats to undust this*

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*you, touching the walls at my apartment* there's so much history here.. these pockmarks — cannon fire? me: yea from when I was testing my cannon

#.study

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he looks at him while talking about Moriarty like she looks at him when there’s a trigger around

#.otp: the thing that's different about me is you #im trying to access this damn blog but i was an imbecile and added 2 factor auth with a number i no longer have access to lol

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when sherlock walks into the interrogation room:

#.study #almost verbatim quote from the show

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#.otp: the thing that’s different about me is you | Joan Watson #my hart.... #still not over how he'll just say the most romantic ass things in the most random situations #this and 'i will not allow anyone to harm you' 'you can't promise that' 'yet i just did' are the ones that keep me up at night

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i need someone to have a thread where they're sherlock's ex wife from when they were 20 who married him while wearing one of his dress shirts smeared in his blood like angelina and jlm did before divorcing soon after

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the way they spend the night in a van because of him breaking into a secret military base but he still tries to excuse himself like "well it was unmarked so..."

#.elementary shitposting #she definitely had a lot of time to yell at him and i wish we had footage of that

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just a note that JLM did direct episodes with shots that display some of Joan's best fits which i consider a kind gift of him to us dykes and woman lovers in general

#.elementary shitposting #joan's style evolution into suits and long coats with pumps and boots is one of the best parts of elementary #also i love his relationship with mason from the first frame; he's really the closest thing to a little brother he has

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thinking about the season 6 serial killer michael who went to AA meetings with sherlock and told him to his face that he "inspired him again", while sherlock didn't realize he was a killer because he was worried about his health issues that came from a concussion plus years on drugs and lack of sleep and being a sewer rat in general;; then how guilty sherlock felt about being friendly with the guy and about the all people he killed and was like "well you haven't caught me so i'm gonna go kill another person lol" while sherlock was busy caring for himself and trying not to lose his mind and i'm screaming inside

#i think it was a great exploration of their characters like bravo thank you jlm and lucy liu you both truly understood the assignment #they did not direct the whole season just some of the best episodes and i love them for it #.ooc #.elementary shitposting

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Joan Watson:

#saying this all knowing sherlock is not gonna sit down to watch no damn movie #the only way he consumes film is by playing it on one of the 12 screens of his multi t.v. setup and trying to memorize lines autistically #.ooc #.study

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𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫.

“I cut my hand while dissecting a cadaver this morning.” His face was noticeably pale as he sat on the floor with Clyde on his lap and two dark, slimy worms resting on his hand.

“I’m tending the wound as we speak, by also demonstrating that leeches can be useful in accelerating the repair of damaged tissue.“ Holding out his hand, he showed off a pair of fat leeches feeding off a deep, raw cut on his palm.

#.ic #.open starter #verse. main #i love starters about people walking in on him doing something weird