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A Transmutation Circle drawn by me on my brother’s wall

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Yo, bro…….

….pound it. 

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2015 Bad Joke No. 35

#science #chemistry #puns

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Me: Where are the parents in these shows

Anime: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Disney: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fullmetal Alchemist: (ツ)_/¯

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Broad City || by Oh gosh, Cindy!

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the more u watch the funnier it gets

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First game with the new team and I already made someone rage. Delicious.

#pokemon #git gud

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Look. I'm all for women's rights and I know that not everyone who supports equality for women does shit like this, but you can't claim to be all about equality and then turn around and say things like, "Most men are assholes because of [x] example." I mean, you can, but it makes you a complete hypocrite and invalidates any points you were trying to make about your position previously. It shows that you really are uneducated about the issues and that you are actually a prejudiced prick. You are no better than the douchey men of the fifties and earlier who put women down constantly. Deal with it.

#sjw #sjwarrior #social justice warrior #feminism #mens rights #womens rights #prejudice

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It’s that time again!  My uncle’s dentist’s pet parakeet’s drug dealer’s sister’s therapist’s grandma’s former college roommate who works for Nintendo has sent me scans for the next CoroCoro that was teased in the most recent issue!  This one shows off the long awaited new forms for Kyogre, Groudon & Rayquaza!

KyOgre Type: Water/Poison Ability: Layers - This Pokémon must be hit 5 times before taking damage. To activate Kyogre’s transformation into KyOgre, you must send out a Fairy-type Pokémon when battling it in its swamp.

Groudonkey Type: Ground/Dragon Ability: Donkey Fly - This Pokémon’s type changes to Flying when hit with a Fairy-type move. Groundonkey has been in an eternal argument with KyOgre because KyOgre won’t share its swamp.

Farquaza Type: Ghost/Flying Ability: Low Height - This Pokémon is so short, Flying-type moves go right above it and miss. Farquaza sent Fairy-type Pokémon into KyOgre’s swamp, enraging it.  This caused a war between the three legendary Pokémon because Groudonkey and all the Fairy-type Pokémon wanted to live in KyOgre’s swamp because Farquaza kicked them out of Hoenn.

Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire are looking more promising then ever!  Can’t wait to see what E3 has to offer!

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If I drunkenly ran into you on All-Stars last night, I am so sorry.

#playstation all stars battle royale #i mean raiden and kratos players are trash but i took it a bit far

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Saw this on my facebook. Decided to share. 

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In other news drunk me studies surprisingly well. I probably should've gone to my interviews with a shot or two under my belt. Honestly that shit probably would've gotten me a day-two acceptance.

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Oh look at that, Kratos and Raiden are still overpowered. Thanks for the "balancing", SCE Santa Monica. Really.

#psasbr

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this is my favorite vine ever

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It's fine if you just wanna have some fun with friends or something, but between the tripping mechanic, the utter brokenness of Meta Knight, Marth, Ike, and Pit, and the reduced potential for combos as compared to Melee and Project M, it is simply not viable as a tournament fighter.

Brawl is such a garbage “fighter”. It’s so slow and clunky, and only three characters are really even viable. And not like Soul Calibur slow where it’s more mind games-oriented, it’s like a ninety-year-old trying to take a piss slow: drawn out, painful, and predictable. I don’t know how anyone considers it tournament-worthy. Play Melee or Project M or fuck off.

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Brawl is such a garbage "fighter". It's so slow and clunky, and only three characters are really even viable. And not like Soul Calibur slow where it's more mind games-oriented, it's like a ninety-year-old trying to take a piss slow: drawn out, painful, and predictable. I don't know how anyone considers it tournament-worthy. Play Melee or Project M or fuck off.

#super smash bros #video games #yeah im salty