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how to find fellow time traveler. tell them about your favorite unreleased BTS song

#im literally so addicted to this show #marry my husband

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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THIRTEEN HORROR FILMS THAT SCARED TF OUT OF ME

tag rules: select 13 horror films that at one point in time terrified the hell out of you (gifs optional)

tagged by @animusrox

tagging: @jennathearcher, @dhawanmasters, @andtwelfth, @mikelogan, @mikaeled

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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.

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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

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Arrested Development – 2.12: Hand to God

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wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

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*Full Question: If you have a partner that needs to move slowly when it comes to sex (be that because they're on the ace spectrum, because they have trauma, or any other reason) is that a turn off for you? i.e. Would you lose desire to ever have sex with them?

#ever since i bought myself a satisfyer i dont really rely on others for sex hahahahahah im not even kidding #that knocks one out every time. which like. real ppl dont often #so like yeah sex is cool. but I'm not running to it lmao #also ppl in the tags saying it's actually a turn on. they're so right!!! #like baby girk tell me what you like. tell me what you want or need. tell me how i can make you feel comfortable and safe ! #(moving fast is also a turn on hahahagaha.)

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People who honestly think there shouldn’t be a proshot release of theater shows because then people wouldn’t go to the theater anymore are so fucking dumb holy shit how dumb do you have to be did people stop watching footbal games because it also airs on tv? did people stop going to concers because you could get the dvd? holy shit just let poor people have a taste of the thing too god damn it

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#taking out the trash! #but i like a few od these chores lol

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#like spice is not just pain lol

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As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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April 28, 2024 - An unintentionally funny video by a zionist propagandist shows off some good organisation and discipline at the UCLA encampment for Palestine.