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conspiranoia [3/4] 🗃️

very belated update due to my travels!!! i had lots of fun visiting italy and canada :) fun fact, i actually wrote a lot of the second half of this chapter on a plane back home from canada!

this is actually one of my favorite chapters because i love getting to write al and mattie together, i actually had that section written months ago (with lots of tweaking and additions since then) and i’m so glad i get to share it now! please enjoy!!!

rusame, 1964

total word count (so far): 9,299

chapter index: 1, 2, 3

read AO3 tags for content & warnings!

chapter 3: refinery.

✰ EXCERPT ✰

“Go ahead and kick me while I’m down,” Alfred mopes, resisting the urge to pout again. “I thought you were supposed to be helping me here? Emotional support…?” He vaguely gestures with his hands.

“I am,” Matt shoots back, matter-of-factly, and he knocks Al’s head again — pats him with his palm, this time, over and over in a row. “Stop it, ya downer. Everyone’s bosses are kinda dicks.”

“Mine are the biggest of them all. Twelve inches at least, and thick, too—“

“Like Ivan’s?”

“GOD, you’re unbearable, you know?” Nevermind how Al had squeed out a gasp, and how the tips of his ears began burning brightly red. “You owe me for saying that. You gotta sneak me outta here, Mattie. Take me back up there with you.”

“Al—“

“Drop me off at Alaska or something, I’ll meet up with Ivan in an igloo.”

#bum

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coffeepilled · 19 days

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The Astral Express (Family) 🥺🥺

By themselves!

Extra trash sibs duo bc why not lol

#FAVE #hsr #artwork #/ long post

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coffeepilled · 21 days

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conspiranoia [3/4] 🗃️

very belated update due to my travels!!! i had lots of fun visiting italy and canada :) fun fact, i actually wrote a lot of the second half of this chapter on a plane back home from canada!

this is actually one of my favorite chapters because i love getting to write al and mattie together, i actually had that section written months ago (with lots of tweaking and additions since then) and i’m so glad i get to share it now! please enjoy!!!

rusame, 1964

total word count (so far): 9,299

chapter index: 1, 2, 3

read AO3 tags for content & warnings!

chapter 3: refinery.

✰ EXCERPT ✰

“Go ahead and kick me while I’m down,” Alfred mopes, resisting the urge to pout again. “I thought you were supposed to be helping me here? Emotional support…?” He vaguely gestures with his hands.

“I am,” Matt shoots back, matter-of-factly, and he knocks Al’s head again — pats him with his palm, this time, over and over in a row. “Stop it, ya downer. Everyone’s bosses are kinda dicks.”

“Mine are the biggest of them all. Twelve inches at least, and thick, too—“

“Like Ivan’s?”

“GOD, you’re unbearable, you know?” Nevermind how Al had squeed out a gasp, and how the tips of his ears began burning brightly red. “You owe me for saying that. You gotta sneak me outta here, Mattie. Take me back up there with you.”

“Al—“

“Drop me off at Alaska or something, I’ll meet up with Ivan in an igloo.”

#next day bump !!

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coffeepilled · 22 days

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conspiranoia [3/4] 🗃️

very belated update due to my travels!!! i had lots of fun visiting italy and canada :) fun fact, i actually wrote a lot of the second half of this chapter on a plane back home from canada!

this is actually one of my favorite chapters because i love getting to write al and mattie together, i actually had that section written months ago (with lots of tweaking and additions since then) and i’m so glad i get to share it now! please enjoy!!!

rusame, 1964

total word count (so far): 9,299

chapter index: 1, 2, 3

read AO3 tags for content & warnings!

chapter 3: refinery.

✰ EXCERPT ✰

“Go ahead and kick me while I’m down,” Alfred mopes, resisting the urge to pout again. “I thought you were supposed to be helping me here? Emotional support…?” He vaguely gestures with his hands.

“I am,” Matt shoots back, matter-of-factly, and he knocks Al’s head again — pats him with his palm, this time, over and over in a row. “Stop it, ya downer. Everyone’s bosses are kinda dicks.”

“Mine are the biggest of them all. Twelve inches at least, and thick, too—“

“Like Ivan’s?”

“GOD, you’re unbearable, you know?” Nevermind how Al had squeed out a gasp, and how the tips of his ears began burning brightly red. “You owe me for saying that. You gotta sneak me outta here, Mattie. Take me back up there with you.”

“Al—“

“Drop me off at Alaska or something, I’ll meet up with Ivan in an igloo.”

#hetalia #rusame #aph america #aph russia #alfred f jones #ivan braginsky #hws america #hws russia #aph canada #matthew williams #hws canada #bunnie's coffeehouse #/ wfsn #last chapter is about to get real toxic yaoi #🫡

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coffeepilled · 24 days

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