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i don't feel overstimulated easily and i don't get stimulated easily in general. i have a higher tolerance for noise levels than most other people i know and can listen to a shoebill crane call for hours and come out feeling completely sane. however, if there is a monotonous repeating of a sound (my alarm) i will die. i always like to plan out conversations and spend most of my free time analyzing sentences and wondering the situations where it would be appropriate to use those sentences. i have sillyguy syndrome and often am just chillin'. i infodump about stars.

Tell me about your autism I’m writing a fic

#sorry if this is long! i love writing about 'tism

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i was going to say 'this is normal human behavior' but that's probably because of the Symptoms

Not to be a hater or whatever but I genuinely do not understand the prevalence of fan content that characterizes Medic as "scary" and all his team members as "scared of him"

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have you always wanted to see me draw anything other than the same two characters i always draw? well now's your chance 😼 i thought it might be fun to open up comissions before i head back full-time into the world of background paint! these are definitely biased towards the images i like to create but if you'd a comic, a sketchpage of your character or some thumbnails from your favourite fic (etc) - dm me and we can always work something out! 🤘 i can draw ocs, fanart, animals, backgrounds, cars, furries uh anything really. these will be sfw only though!

PROCEDURE: - Message me via Tumblr DM! - Once we've both agreeded on the commission I will send an invoice (in GBP) for the full payment via PayPal - I'll show you a rough sketch so any desired changes can be made early in the process - Image will be finalised and sent to you for approval! - 1 round of edits to the final is included - any further changes may incur a cost dependent on the scope of the changes required - You'll receice the final high rez artwork (png + psd) via email or Dropbox link Thanks! <3

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i love tumblr. on any website i would be considered 'strange' for carrying around unusual amounts of daggers, speaking in latin incantations, putting salad on pizza, or stabbing senators but for here it's 'happy ides of march to you, too!'

#ides of march

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wondering if i should stop posting in all lowercase. Low key bad habit I won't lie, can't even remember when I picked it up

#... #'low key'

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Clone medic named Prick

#medic tf2

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WEAOT SO WHE T Y OIU NKWO IN DELTARUNE ERIGTH THERE ARE BOSSES WHO ARE CHESS THEMED SO WE GOT KING NTHHE QUEEN NAD HE N THERE ARE SIX MAJOR PEICES IN CHESS RIGHT???

SO IN THE FORST WORL JEVIL FIORESHADOWS THE QUENE IF YOU TATACK HIM INSTEADO F SPARING HIM AND IN THES SECOND CHAPTEWR SPAMTON, A SECTRET BOSS, LIKE JEVIL IS TALKING A LOT ABOUT RELIGION AND GODS AND PRAYERS AND WHATNOT.

WHAT IF THERE'S A DARK FOUNTAIN CREATED IN THE CHURCH AND THEN YOU WOULD FIGFHT THE BUISHOP- *gets taken away by the sleep police*

#LIBSTEN TO WHTA TRIM SAYIUNG YA HEAR #deltarune #deltarune chapter two #theory???

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i keep meaning to read all of dooku: jedi lost but i also have a physical copy of the plagueis novel. tempting me with its sexy prose. distracting ....

#seduced by the dark side

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an under-rated character trope is when characters Can Not use limbs. when they try and hold things and their arms go 'swoosh' and they drop everything and curse violently. when they take just a normal, average step and fall down fifty flights of stairs. when they are fighting and they accidently punch themselves. they have to speak to their limbs like misbehaving little toddlers. they have to hold things with their mouths. those characters

#doc ock #cecil wtnv #papyrus #engineer tf2 #is this projecting? yes. #autism

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bad news!!!

i haven't found it yet but i know its here

#shitpost #memes #cue the plague doctor strut as i tear through my closets looking for the Bad Time demon that is surely abroad

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bokuga no herzegvina

#is this anything #memes #the funny #tm

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Also! If anyone feels the want to draw or write about any of this, go ahead! I'm not the original creator of this idea, either, and there has been some art done of it already. But I can't find it, so please reblog if you can!

So this fine individual said something about the Bad Batch animating bloopers like they did with older Pixar movies, and that got me thinking about what a Clone Wars blooper series would look like

The Jedi:

- Obi-Wan trips. Constantly. It’s a hazard, and has cost the studio probably about eighty hours, if all the bloopers were to be added together. He also drops things 24/7, and Cody, who, if he isn’t in the scene, always darts out of the camera man place to pick the stuff up before vanishing.

-Anakin can never get his lines straight. He says things like ‘You republicans are no match for us seperatists- wait’. He mutters his lines a lot as well, and he’s almost never satisfied with the end result of the recordings. He makes weird faces, too. He’s new to this.

-Ahsoka is…. well, Ahsoka. She breaks things CONSTANTLY. It became an established rule to never let her out of sight EVER early on during Season 1. She enjoys pranking the actors as well, which a certain parental someone totally doesn’t condone. 

-Kit Fisto is always doing Kit Fisto things. He has, on multiple occasions, stepped on camera in a nightdress holding a bagel and a cup of tea. During interviews, he’s constantly spoiling things, and typically, Mace has to join him, because spoilers would have to be waterboarded out of him.

-Mace Windu is always going off script in the most nonsensible yet perfect ways, to the point where the director has considered letting him do his own thing and seeing how that would end up. The director has tried that once, but it was so hilarious and there was so much swearing that they couldn’t keep it in (unfortunate).

-Plo Koon sleeps. Quite a bit. If anyone turns their back for more than a minute, he’s curled up behind some obscure prop taking a nap. He fell asleep once when he was supposed to be acting unconscious, and during a climactic cinematic fight scene someone trips over him and breaks his rib. He is very proud of this, because it was the first injury (first of many) to be had on set.

-Shaak Ti can hardly stop herself from laughing whenever she’s in scenes. She’s an excellent actor, but when around her close friends, she just can’t stop herself from bursting out into a laughing fit. Either that, or little snorts can occasionally be heard from her place in the Council Room. Also, like Ahsoka, she loves pranks. She once hid a woopie cushion under Mace’s chair in the Council Room. After he had brushed with a heart-attack, he laughed for fifteen minutes, his record.

The Clones:

-Cody always memorizes his lines. He’s perfect. The best. He likes to scold Rex when he can’t get his lines right. He is, surprisingly, English, but he does an excellent American accent. He once let go of his orderly self for a season and a half, because he and Obi-Wan were doing an elaborate prank that they were dating, which fooled everyone. Since then, it has been accepted that they are, in fact, dating, and everything since then has been an illusion. They even had a ‘wedding’. Satine, Obi-Wan’s wife, was the one who took the role of the Priest.

-Rex curses. Profusely. There’s been a gag ever since Season 2 that whenever he’d curse, everyone would shout ‘LANGUAGE.’ Initially, it was just Cody who did this, as he would also always cup Ahsoka’s ears because she was too precious to hear such words. Was. Now, they fear they may have another Rex on their hands since she’s older.

-Fives knocks stuff over a lot. He also always goes off script, and doesn’t always have the intention of making it seem in character, which has led to some pretty hilarious stuff. He loves pranks, and often teams up with Hardcase to do them. He once covered the set of Krell’s office in tiny rubber ducks. And yes, they were all glued.

-Hardcase is a little prankster. Well, not little. He has done such elaborate pranks that he actually got an award for it. One of those includes the time he yelled ‘INCOMING’ and was rammed into a defective camera that was about to be destroyed with a shopping cart. He has been assigned ‘destroyer of defective cameras and whatnot’ since. He also once stole Dooku’s tea, and the dear Count spent an entire day hunting down the culprit. Two things have changed since then; Dooku now keeps his tea in a vault and Hardcase is afraid of Dooku.

-Echo mixes up lines quite often as well. He studies scripts intensely and tries his hardest, but he still gets them wrong because he has a crappy memory. During scenes where he has on his helmet, he has only his right side available because his left is occupied by the script. Because of this, he whispers into the ears of Anakin and Fives when they forget their lines. He does this often.

The Seperatists:

-Asajj is very well-humored, to the pain of her evil peers. She’s good friends with Shaak Ti, and the two are menaces. Many woopie cushions have been sat on, and many horns have been blown. She’s convinced that Dooku is a vampire, so she once threw garlic at him during a fight scene. ‘Always distract your enemies,’ she says.

-General Grievous hits his head constantly. He also trips over his cape, much like Obi-Wan, which is how they initially became friends. Sometime during the fifth season, the director noticed that all the Lightsabers were missing. He was then sent an out of context image of Grievous’s closet, which consisted of an immense pile of Lightsabers. He steals them every chance he gets, and is hellbent on getting Maul’s lightsaber, but he never lets it out of his sight. He often teams up with Asajj to steal lightsabers as well.

-Dooku was tired of the cast (in a good way) the moment he laid eyes on them. He ran out of *immature bleep* to give a while ago. He’s the ‘victim’ of many, MANY pranks and whatnot. One of these included Anakin and Ahsoka placing bets on how long they could lurk behind the Count and mime him until he noticed. Ahsoka managed this for ten minutes before the Count ‘nearly killed her’ with an unfortunately placed hand movement.. Anakin went an astounding twenty before Dooku tripped over him to get out of the scene.

#star wars posting

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im sorry for the anger, but if i have to listen to someone treat ptsd like a gender or a sort of minority i think ill shrivel up like a tiny raisin.

"stop being dramatic about it!!! everyone has some aspects of ptsd!!!"

"you just have to express yourself about it!! be open to the world!!! that way, someone else might decide that THEY have ptsd!!!!"

babygirl i jump whenever the wind rustles leaves can't be alone or else i'll Die can hardly sleep for fear of nightmares enjoy the feeling of hunger because of the lack of slowness or drowsiness it gives me stop yelling "SLAY QUEEN!!!! BE WHO YOU ARE" as i curl up in a corner and spend five minutes trying to decrease my heart rate because i saw my reflection in a mirror

#i dont even fit most of the diagnostic criteria and it still bothers me #it's the same with ocd #tw: ptsd #ptsd

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counterpoint op: rammstein. its, like, the one time he ever feels anything other than a complete void of emotions

swiftie dooku

that old man listens to music only when he’s in the opera watching the performance so INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND

#everyone in my headcannons is. #1: listens to rammstein #2: trans #but seperatists play both sides of the war

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getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.

you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)

and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.

#the next thing i read was that vampirism was an std #but yes. this is true. adulthood has such wonders and gentleness that keeps life worth living #and it makes you realize how precious your individuality isa #and if it doen't? #that's okay too. because not following directly in others footsteps and doing your own thing or having to do your own thing without the #guidance of others is still something that keeps you you #sending hot choclate

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heterosexuals???? on MY dash?? it's more likely than you think!

#txt

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I have to beg the question

#lgbt+ #polls #ineffable husbands #spamvil #cant think of any more