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Eeveelutions 2.0!

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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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i showed my friend this mangoball screenshot and she goes "this is just how you text me"

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– Audrey Hepburn

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– Audrey Hepburn

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happy lesbian visibility week btw(!!!)

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we should be eating jellyfish regularly I'm not even joking

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I don’t know who this guy is but I’m obsessed with him and have been scrolling through his reviews for the past half hour

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TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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Mawwige....

thinking about beating narinder with a gun in game, and immediatley marrying him, a shotgun wedding.

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after several discussions that left me baffled, let me throw this out to the masses: do you look at ao3's icons when you're looking for a fic to read?

#i always forget they exist. i can make sense of them if i Try #but usually i just use tags #also i dont love that the poll insinuates that completed fics are more worthwhile reads. #loving and supporting in progress fics is what GETS you finished fics.