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“ratio George with QNF”  “no, no don’t do that.” 

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Quackity: dream, i’m sorry, man. george just doesn’t like you anymore. listen, i know he used to spend 24 hours in call with you, now he spends 23 hours and 50 minutes, because guess what? ten of those minutes, he’s spending it with me baby, alright

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Let us tell the tales of the Old Gods based of a headcanon i made where GeorgeHD, the original God of chaos, was supposed to be killed by DreamXD, but instead was let to sleep an eternity in a mortal’s mind (https://twitter.com/lucidpeech/status/1486931681680695300?s=20&t=ikNlt3rdG1j5SSxhIq0n5A for the whole thing!!)

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I’m here to talk about one thing and one thing only. If I don’t get my thoughts out I won’t be able to sleep tonight. I’m taking today’s crumbs and running with them.

GeorgeNotFound, DSMP’s resident shit starter and chaos goblin, who starts wars for fun and cares not for the consequences (God is on his side after all), decides to go to Snowchester and go on a killing spree. Murdering and looting in nothing but a set of diamond armor and a rabid Sapnap by his side.

He’s laughing, he’s slashing, Foolish is there, Bad is there , Punz is there , Hannah is there , Eret is there, Niachu is there, Sapnap is there. Everyone is in VC. But you know who is not there? Do you know who hasn’t been seen or heard nearly the entire stream aside from a few messages in game chat?

Dream. Dreamwastaken.

And do you know who’s name George screamed when he was in trouble? Who’s name was on the tip of his tongue as he retreated in fear?

Dream. Dreamwastaken.

George shouted for Dream’s help in front of all their friends and Dream wasn’t even anywhere near involved. And that just makes my head spin. It’s so funny because it has to be so deeply ingrained at this point. Because when was the last time George was even in a position to call out for Dream?

They haven’t been on the SMP together in months, they’re on opposite sides in manhunt....It’s like second nature to him.

When you think about it it’s pretty darn sweet. George needs help he immediately calls for the person he knows will (usually) come running.

He trusts his Dream. If Dream is there he knows he’ll be safe. I find that extremely adorable and a testament to how deep their bond goes.

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shout out to dream dreamwastaken for saying “wait that’s too far” about ten minutes into the tts wall of “george says cock” you really helped out there. really saved a lot of lives dream.

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i just think that he

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George finally visited Dream!

This is like a summary of my art style lol

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where dream puts george to sleep during smp wars.

a scene from martyr wrapped in butcher paper by towerofthegods! (@technoblacle on tumblr)

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Me thinking about dream with a praise kink and George with a degrading kink.

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not a dnfer but also can’t be a dnf anti bc i genuinely feel like that goes against dream’s boundaries somehow. like not in the sense where he’ll make a carrd or dni about it but it feels like if i were to go out in the woods and scream ‘georgenap forever!!’ into the abyss he’d show up behind me as an apparition n go ‘dnf is real btw :/‘

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pretty boys pretty boys pretty boys

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quackity: wait nooo don’t pay, you’re gonna make me look like an asshole :((

karl: dw I wanna pay, I won’t ever make you feel bad 🥰

vs

dream: dw I wanna pay-

george: good

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https://twitter.com/spideylilly/status/1435084325809176582?s=19 sighs, a normal day w dnf...

Oh my

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saw this meme on facebook, couldn’t help myself

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“Happy birthday Dream”

“🥺 Thank you 🥰”

“Why’d you say it like that?”

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dream: YOU SUCK. YOU LITERALLY SUCK - I WAS NOT BED DEFENSE FOR THIRTY SECONDS. THIRTY SECONDS