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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

#Bella swan #like okay I have a twilight blog but still?!!! #Bella???

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

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Imagine you’re Dracula, enjoying drinking this tasty girl until finally one night you’re like well it’s been fun but she’s pretty much drained I guess it’s time to find another victim and then they just start… filling her back up? I bet he was like holy shit modern medicine is great, what a time to be undead

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I'm starting to think there's no Minotaurs down here

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look the Spotify CEO is an evil sociopath like 99% of CEOs but... Spotify Wrapped just releases the last week of November, specifically on Wednesday

That's why it was on the 1st in 2021 and it was the 30th last year and the 29th this year

it is not a massive anti-Palestine conspiracy (I don't think, anyway)

in this one instance, it's a coincidence that the CEO is a specific kind of evil sociopath and Wrapped, which I guarantee he had nothing to do with because massive projects like Wrapped are worked on by teams of people many levels lower than CEO, released today

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I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

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Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

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Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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THEY TRANSLATED YANKII AS AMERICAN

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if this happens mcr has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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she’s everything,,

he’s just ken

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I was thinking about this and got curious

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you're someone's hated tumblr

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a hand that wants to be held