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@unpretty

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We Love Orange 🍊🍊

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There was A Situation At My Apartment yesterday where everything is completely okay but I had to let firemen in to the basement to figure out what was going on with a rogue water heater. and in the moment I was freaking out and not able to appreciate anything humorous about the situation, buuuut this line of 6 firemen all trooped down the stairs into the basement and through this really low doorway, and one after another they all bonked their hats against the top of the doorframe.

bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk

until the very last guy walked towards the door and said "ah, that's a low doorframe" before walking straight forward and also bonking his hat into the frame

ah to be so armored against dangerous houses that doorframes are but a minor inconvenience.

#moosemun

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Pigeon attempts to court falcon

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I was looking for a photo of some sparrows and found this gem

‘Get your ass back here’

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this is a poem

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“Leg in the air - Parthenon” by Edgard Alsteens, used on a postcard, 1986.

via Reddit

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These are cute

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have a new mug that I'm enamoured with like really enamoured and I just was taking it out of the dishwasher and before I put it in the shelf I said "hi baby" with like pure and childlike joy and then gave it a kiss. and like I didn't plan to kiss my lovely new ceramic mug but I did kiss it and I do love it and it's nice to have a spacious cream colored mug with a weird looking cat hand painted on it by someone like it makes me happy it's a small object and I smile when I see it.

#this is an amazing mug

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cute ways to remind your boyfriend that your birthday is coming up and you would like to spend your special day with him by exploiting your local watering hole’s insane “get your age in free [food item] on your birthday” promotion:

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I love them your honor

#THEIR ONLY FAULT is that they must remain naked. But in my dreams they're going to be dressed up in such dapper little bandanas and outfits #quickly becoming my favorite ancient breed