#moosemun

[clockworkmoose]

Hannibal and the roomba are bffs now. Probably because he associates being near the roomba with being given treats.

#bunny blogging #bunblr #we got a new fancy vacuum that empties itself so we only have to remember to check it weekly #HELL YEAH #also new carpets in part of the room because living underground with the black carpet the landlord picked??? depressing #now its not so dark and gloomy #which is nice #moosemun

[itshighnxxn]

In the same sort of setting as that anon, if you have issues with what I write or who I write with that’s fine. You do you. I will tag typical things like gore, blood, deaths, ect. I’ve been on tumblr for probably 6 or so years now and on Jesse’s blog for 4. I will do what I can to help with triggers but if there is a specific issue message me OFF anon. We can talk it out. I’m not a major bitch I swear.

#ooc #moosemun

[asktartaurus]

(Here’s what I look like. Thanks fer the guesses. XD @spoiledmysterymeat was closest)

#munday #moosemun #mod

[mapleandsnow]

This is what me coming off hiatus looks like

This has been a public service announcement, for anyone who has not witnessed the magical event.

#moosemun

[mighty-ironfoot]

//I'm so tired tonight *drags self across floor*

#moosemun #ooc

[clockworkmoose]

We completely rabbit-proofed our house so Hannibal could hop around without supervision... except for one cord to the roomba that we could never quite get hidden completely (the robot is a menace and will ram his charging dock around, pulling the cord out from where it's hidden every time).

So in the past month or so, Hannibal's furry little rabbit brain realized that when he gets near the roomba, we look at him and pay attention to what he's doing.

So now, whenever he decides its bed time and he wants his night time treat, he goes over to the roomba and sticks his nose out really close to it until one of us humans with thumbs gets up and opens the treat container for him.

Yesterday I moved the roomba dock and taped it down so the cord stays in place, so when Hannibal went over and stuck his face out threateningly, I didn't immediately get up, and he was just utterly confused... like, he hopped away and back to try again, and then hopped over to the couch to look at me before hopping back... and not getting the attention he wanted (it was NINE OCLOCK, bed time treats are given at ELEVEN, he was two hours early!!) Hannibal went full "You've Left Me No Choice But The Nuclear Option, Human" and TOUCHED the roomba.

(The violence! The audacity! The gentle booping with his nose!)

The night time treat was administered not long after, but now I'm worried I am encouraged violence against robots in exchange for crunchy treats. 😔

(The criminal himself.)

#bunny blogging #bunblr #Hannibal #moosemun

[clockworkmoose]

I'm making Christmas cookies for valentines day because I'm an adult, time is a construct, and gingerbread is tasty

Also I've finally found a no-egg and no-the-replacement-for-the-egg-also-includes-things-the-s.o.-is-allergic-too cookie recipe so I am going to revel in this opportunity as much as I can

#moosemun #i have ninja shaped cookie cutters... im debating between ninjabread men and boring but easy circle shapes...

[clockworkmoose]

I decided to go Hog Wild (tm) last shopping trip and bought myself a chocolate bar which is now sitting benevolently in the kitchen waiting for me

which means every single time I get up to do something and walk past the kitchen my brain deletes the task from my mental to-do list and replaces it with “go gnaw off a chunk of chocolate like a feral gremlin”

it is really not great for productivity but is great for getting to eat chocolate

#moosemun #anyone else feel like a sim where you can queue up actions to do but then the dumb ai just overrides them to go set the kitchen on fire?

[clockworkmoose]

I got the kickstarter video game update from homestuck and was confused as to, why sent?, so I googled what fresh drama had prompted the update and ended up watching the 2 hour history of homestuck vyoutube video... and jeepers fucking crap my homestuck fandom knowledge tapped out like 45 minutes into the t w o hour video.......................... yiffy............................

#moosemun #i just like my fantrolls...... #if i still have fantrolls #do i have to say i am unfortunately still a homestuck where i didn't know there was a dating sim for the human kids? #or that there was even a homestuck 2 that happened? #i'm a 2015 homestuck who was entirely blissfully unawares of most everything after that #and now has been un-blissfull-ed with a suckerpunch to the face #a 2 hour long suckerpunch #twas a good video

[clockworkmoose]

Oof, I’m really missing all my fantroll today, 4/13 completely snuck up on me. :(

I should... just throw myself through that stupid mental wall thats keeping me from logging in to discord and my fantroll blog and being social and figure my shit out finally

this past year has not been kind on my head, idk what it is, but the little fun things that shouldn’t actually take any convincing for me to do have been seeming absolutely insurmountable. I thought getting away from chaos employee and focusing on me would fix it, but I think I just wore deep enough asocial ruts into my brain dealing with *vague gesture towards that trainwreck* that now it’s hard to start over and talk to people again.

I’mma make “log in to discord and fantroll blog” my goals for the rest of the month I think.

#moosemun

[clockworkmoose]

The neighbors upstairs who are only home a few days a month and spend the day vacuuming

Have been home for a week straight getting things ready to move out... And oooooh wow I am ready for them to be gone.

So many boxes being dragged across our ceiling at 1 am and loud stomping and shouting across the house at each other and for some reason the lady was counting down from five minutes and shouting out the time remaining every 30 seconds? And then made a big fuss about FIVE. FOUR. THREE. TWO. OOOOONE. and then absolute silence after so now I'm peeved I had to listen to the entire countdown but don't even get rewarded with what she was counting down TO.

#moosemun #STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP. #i have lived in many a dorm #and many an apartment #hell i lived under a STORE for a while #i know what normal walking sounds like #i can deal with normal walking #this is not that

[clockworkmoose]

...........on tumblr desktop did the top bar used to stick when you scrolled and now it does not, or did I install a new extension or fiddle too much with firefox and break something....or am I just misremembering and it never stuck...? I feel like the T was always there and I used to accidentally click on it all the time but now when I want it to refresh the page it is gone.

#moosemun

[clockworkmoose]

I swapped from firefox to chrome back in 2013 for the entirely horrible reason of “I have 10 million tabs open in firefox and need to temporarily use a browser with less tabs open in it so my computer doesn’t grind to a halt ever time I start up the browser” and then never went back to firefox because that seemed easier than actually, idk, GOING THROUGH MY TABS AND CLOSING SOME???

And then in 2019 I had to reset my computer in a way that firefox and chrome (now filled with almost as many tabs) both lost all my bookmarks and history so I went “eh! since I’m starting fresh, I might as well go back to firefox aleady” and did so.

And now there are only three very specific reasons I even use chrome and that is 1. for some reason printing postage from pirateship always messes up when I try printing from ff, but doesn’t from chrome, 2. sometimes pdfs still open in chrome no matter how many times I set something else as the default program, and 3. there is this clever little extension that shows you the (hidden) prices of items that have sold on etsy that only exists for chrome, and not firefox.

1 and 2 could probably be solved with a little bit of googling and swearing, but 3 is beyond my knowledge to create a browser extension or how to find the group of benevolent people with too much free time on their hands who could make it for me, since it’s such a niche thing. :T

But every time I start up chrome specifically for the reason of checking something on etsy I get this little pang of grumpiness that I went through the school system 10 years too early, and my youngest siblings had access to a whole bunch of tech-based classes that didn’t exist while I was learning “proper computer posture” and asdf-jkl; typing for “word-processing based careers.” >:T

#idk where this post was going I was waiting for chrome to start up and it was taking its sweet time #three paragraphs of time #its started now but i still had more WORDS to say #moosemun

[clockworkmoose]

Ninjabread men, ginger-dead skeletons, and some pigs and chickens because my cookie cutter collection consists of funny puns and farm animals and other not-very-valentines themed shapes.

Featuring red sprinkles used as horrible wounds, courtesy of the s.o. being given creative control over the icing 🙄 lol

( @literaryartisan !)

#moosemun #now were going to eat them all in a much quicker timeframe than we should #quarantine holidays bleed together #note the ninja with the one blue spribkle tear... he was very proud of that one.

[clockworkmoose]

Every time a govt official steps down in protest over the white supremacists storming the capital, I get this reallyreally strong vibe of a bully who’s finally gotten their ass handed to them sniffling and wiping their nose and shouting “and you better not come back!” except the person who laid them out already left like ten minutes ago and they’re also sitting in a puddle of their own piss, so...

Like. You wait until the final two weeks of a 4+ year period to finally do something, and only after you yourself personally got startled?? It reeks of false bravado and trying to latch on and take credit for doing the right thing, now that there’s no risk of actually having to have done the right thing when it was harder to do.

ANYWAYS I’m religiously checking my dad’s facebook profile every hour for his next post to find out if I’m going to cutting off the last 10% of contact I let him have with me or not.

#moosemun #ive given up caring what little names they give their groups and have just lumped them all under white nazis or supremacists :T #politics cw #current events cw