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% the blog is still dead, but this fit so well

spive shitpost. for the spiveheads.

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DISCONTINUED

I have run out of ideas for this blog and am not enjoying it.

I'm discontinuing it.

Reasons:

There's enough real Karens on the internet, we don't need a fake one.

This blog isn't even satire!

I'm bored of it.

If you have a creative and elaborate idea for this character, please put it in the ask box and I'll think about it. (No promises that I will revive the blog if you do send in an ask, tho.)

The design for the character is nice and all, but the personality is not.

#BLOG INFO #OOC #End of line. -- Tron

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"Nothing is random." >>:o[

*Kancerned shoots his nose and misses anything that could have been aimed at (including the sky somehow)*

*it is done threteningly tho*

I dislike mermaids. >:o(

- @clawsn-out

%Yes, I know, they aren't mermaids. He doesn't tho!

//Thx for the note.

S:Oh hi there.

R:Er... This feels random...

#snout is mad abt smth #oc rp #roleplay #original character

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AND SO YOU REFUSE TO HIRE DOGS?!?!

Regarding the allegations that this CHILD had made on YouTube about our beloved company- I will respond.

We do NOT have dogs working the Chuck E. Cheese. These are FALSE accusations.

Dahr Mann may look like a dog, yes, that is simply how he is built- but he is NOT. A dog.

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THAT SOUNDS LIKE DISCRIMINATION!!!

Regarding the allegations that this CHILD had made on YouTube about our beloved company- I will respond.

We do NOT have dogs working the Chuck E. Cheese. These are FALSE accusations.

Dahr Mann may look like a dog, yes, that is simply how he is built- but he is NOT. A dog.

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These dumb people on the internet!

That's Dahr Mann!!

Don't you recognize your own employees?!

Regarding the allegations that this CHILD had made on YouTube about our beloved company- I will respond.

We do NOT have dogs working the Chuck E. Cheese. These are FALSE accusations.

Dahr Mann may look like a dog, yes, that is simply how he is built- but he is NOT. A dog.

#chuckly cheese #rp blog #snout is mad abt smth

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PEOPLE, MAN!!

Why are there ENTIRE GROUPS OF PEOPLE dedicated to acting like OTHER PEOPLE… >:o()))))))

Not only that, but sometimes the people they pretend to be DON'T EVEN EXIST!! (aaaa)o:<

WHYY!!!

#snout is mad abt smth #oc rp #roleplay #original character

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FIRED

Yesterday I got FIRED from Mr. Ronald's Burger Emporioum!! >:o(AAAA)

>:o( mockingly ) Something, something, Customer service, something, something, bad performance...

I am now jobless, and I can't stand a bit of it!!

#snout is mad abt smth #oc rp #roleplay #original character #I got fired

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ok >:o(

[ as @clawsn-out ]

Hi there, why did the pizza arive at my table 2 hours after ordering?!

I cannot stand this, especially when I'm either supposed to be overstimulated, or pay extra for the arcade!

If you were desperate, you should’ve dived in the ball pit... and the incinerator was being used for other purposes.

From our dearest pizzeria owner, BM

[clawsn-out]

That would be helpful.

I don't enjoy how quick your responses are.

[ as @clawsn-out ]

Hi there, why did the pizza arive at my table 2 hours after ordering?!

I cannot stand this, especially when I'm either supposed to be overstimulated, or pay extra for the arcade!

If you were desperate, you should’ve dived in the ball pit... and the incinerator was being used for other purposes.

From our dearest pizzeria owner, BM

#roleplay #oc rp #original character #snout is mad abt smth

[clawsn-out]

Speaking of, how do the ball pit balls taste?

[ as @clawsn-out ]

Hi there, why did the pizza arive at my table 2 hours after ordering?!

I cannot stand this, especially when I'm either supposed to be overstimulated, or pay extra for the arcade!

If you were desperate, you should’ve dived in the ball pit... and the incinerator was being used for other purposes.

From our dearest pizzeria owner, BM

#original character #roleplay #oc rp #snout is mad abt smth

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These GROUP CHATTS!!!

For some reason, I joined this “Grumpy Grandmas Grandpas Grumps and Grizzly bears Group Chat”.

NOW MY PHONE WILL NOT STOP MAKING THAT “budirg” SOUND!! >:o((((((

I Can't DEAL with this any longer, but they wouldn't let me leave the chat! >:o( )

NOt only that, but my phone has NO OPTIOn to disable the “Badoof” sound that it makes! >:o[[

I cannot take this another day. If my phone goes “Barrrring” again, I'm throwing it in the inCIRNENRATOR!!! >:o{{}

#snout is mad abt smth #oc rp #original character #roleplay #group chat

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I hate computers.

Yesterday, I threw my keyboard through my laptop, because someone had commented “Everyone here is lovely" on my least favorite YouTube channel.

I bought a new one, and it told me it needed a ⚘✬ quick update ✬⚘.

It's been going for 24 hours. >:o[[

It says “1% complete :3”

And my phone, that I'm posting this on, is at 2%.

And I lost my charger, so now I have to find it without wrecking my house with these stupid claws!

#oc rp #snout is mad abt smth #oc #computers hate me #my phone is dying #I hate this

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Annoying Girl

Some girl told me yesterday, "You look out of this world ^_^".

I said "Of course I do >:o{"

She left.

I'll never understand women. >:(

#snout is mad abt smth

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>:{ Hi. }

I'm Kancerned, and I don't like you.

I am an alien who has a snout and claws, and I don't like it.

Please don't enjoy anything I say.

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I'm role-playing an OC called Kancerned.

Abilities: Can see you, Is mad at you, Can think, Can interact, Has sharp claws, Has a nose/snout that can shoot. (gun)

Please keep everything SFW.

% Indicates OOC (out of character)

#snout is mad abt smth will be used for ramblings. #Kancerning info will be general info about the blog

My personal blog is @helloiamduck. My other RP blog (main for this one) is @duckselshop.

#oc #oc rp #roleplay #Kancerning info